*Ring Ring!*
Old Mesa Pilot: "Hello?"
#%&@$!: "Hey Old Mesa Pilot! It's #%&@$!"
Old Mesa Pilot: "Oh, hey! How have you been? I haven't talked to you in forever! I've moved so many times...and I lost my old contact list along with my cellphone because my pet falcon Mordecai thought it was a mouse and carried it away to god knows where... Buy an-y-hoo...It must have been impossible to track me down...but you did! Wow! I'm so glad you called! What's going on, my friend?! "
#%&@$!: "Mesa Sucks!" <click>
Old Mesa Pilot: "...hel...hello?"