Lisa Tealer can't use seat-back trays when she's flying because she's "fat"

[Quimby]

I'm fatter than I am slim, but dang.
Use you belly shelf, vagomic, or fupa to set your coke and peanuts on. No need getting angry. My kids put their chicken fingers, fries, and bottle in the pouch in their bibs. Maybe we should offer free bibs w/pouches to "Customers of Size".:beer:

Can I get some ribs with those bibs?:beer: