I can see it now....
4:30 AM <<RING...RING>>
(Abdul wakes from his slumber...)
Abdul: "Hello? Is this scheduling? You know you guys aren't supposed to call during rest!"
Muhammed: "Abdul. This is Muhammed. It is time my brother."
Abdul: "Time? Time for what? Did I miss the van?"
Muhammed: "It is time for you to complete your mission! 50 virgins await you!"
Abdul: "Really? Wow. Hey, listen. I just got off of reserve. I'm finally holding a pretty good line with weekends off. How about we wait until after the holidays?"
Muhammed: "What? No! You must act now. The entire plan depends on you!"
Abdul: "Now? No. I picked up a Las Vegas 3-day and I wanted to bring this slutty flight-attendant I met. You know, a little gambling, a little steak. I'll be a martar some other time."
Muhammed: "Abdul! Allah would be displeased! The Jihad it depends on you!"
Abdul: "(yawn) Listen, I have a 7:00am show this morning. Starting a 4-day. The bids come out next week, I might be able to hold 737 Captain out of Phoenix. Why dont you give me a call next summer and we'll see how things look?"
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