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AlabamaMan!!

You broke muthafu*as!!!!
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How do I go about getting one? Going Monday and need a little piece...the ole' lady is being a biatch.

I also need one that will give me a reciept....I'll expense it.

I like big cans too. Anyone know some working girls to take care of an ole dogg?

How do I get a hold of them?
 
Yellow Pages.

125 pages under "entertainment"

or just hang out at the casino bars, but those are cash n' carry (I hear)

to get an employer-reimburseable reciept you may need to use the book.
 
Once you recover from drinking your grand pappies moonshine check out the phone book in Vegas (assuming that you have recovered from your temporary blindness). The entertainment section of the yellow pages takes up 1/2 the book. You should find what your former self is looking for.

In the meantime you should consider becoming the master of your own domain. Divorced, drunk and unemployed is no way to go through life.
 
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This thread was a joke...but I'm always up for some fresh kitty katt!! How do I get some guaranteed tail? I know the phone book...but not all thme girls will put out.
 
Hi!

Am I to understand that you're the Tuscaloosa "AlabamaMan?" The kind that became extinct when the "AuburnSapien" moved into the state and took over???

Cliff
YIP

PS-If you're a die-hard Tide fan-no harm meant. My dad's 2nd favorite team was actually the U. of AL.
 
Drive about an hour from Vegas to the city of Pharump.. 2 legal brothers there... doesn't get more guaranteed than that. Not to mention it's about the safest sex you'll have... with all the regulations and drug/std testing they have.
 

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