Las Vegas Hoes

[AlabamaMan!!]

How do I go about getting one? Going Monday and need a little piece...the ole' lady is being a biatch.

I also need one that will give me a reciept....I'll expense it.

I like big cans too. Anyone know some working girls to take care of an ole dogg?

How do I get a hold of them?

 

[Gulfstream 200]

Yellow Pages.

125 pages under "entertainment"

or just hang out at the casino bars, but those are cash n' carry (I hear)

to get an employer-reimburseable reciept you may need to use the book.

 

[G100driver]

Once you recover from drinking your grand pappies moonshine check out the phone book in Vegas (assuming that you have recovered from your temporary blindness). The entertainment section of the yellow pages takes up 1/2 the book. You should find what your former self is looking for.

In the meantime you should consider becoming the master of your own domain. Divorced, drunk and unemployed is no way to go through life.

 

[bigD]

Better double bag it.

 

[AlabamaMan!!]

This thread was a joke...but I'm always up for some fresh kitty katt!! How do I get some guaranteed tail? I know the phone book...but not all thme girls will put out.

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

Am I to understand that you're the Tuscaloosa "AlabamaMan?" The kind that became extinct when the "AuburnSapien" moved into the state and took over???

Cliff
YIP

PS-If you're a die-hard Tide fan-no harm meant. My dad's 2nd favorite team was actually the U. of AL.

 

[chperplt]

Drive about an hour from Vegas to the city of Pharump.. 2 legal brothers there... doesn't get more guaranteed than that. Not to mention it's about the safest sex you'll have... with all the regulations and drug/std testing they have.

 

[FL000]

Go to any casino. If there's a good looking girl who will talk to you, she's a ho.

 

[miles otoole]

Go to any casino. If there's a good looking girl who will talk to you, she's a ho.

Ugly guy, huh?

 

[FL000]

Ugly guy, huh?

Never been to Vegas, huh?

 

[wrigley23]

Drive about an hour from Vegas to the city of Pharump.. 2 legal brothers there... doesn't get more guaranteed than that. Not to mention it's about the safest sex you'll have... with all the regulations and drug/std testing they have.

Sooo...a friend told you right? Kidding.

Hey man, I flew threw Vegas to get to the eastern Sierras this week, meant to look you up but it was last minute, you're probably in class right? Stopped by In-and-Out twice. MMMM. Whats up with the avatar? Is that a rendetion of you and Shrek from the Conan if they mated bit?

 

[Tram]

Drive about an hour from Vegas to the city of Pharump.. 2 legal brothers there... doesn't get more guaranteed than that. Not to mention it's about the safest sex you'll have... with all the regulations and drug/std testing they have.

Hmm... Doesn't sound like what he would be looking for.

 

[2000flyer]

Speaking of legal "ranches," I was R.O.N. last week and caught some HBO show on a Nevada Ranch. The one profiled started at $2500 a freakin HOUR! One guy stops in every other week and drops $10K per stop.

Having never had to pay for sex (other than the traditional way read: marriage), maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but in my book, "ain't no p***y worth $2500/hour!"

For $2500 I can (and would prefer to):

1. Seaplane add-on. ~$1000 with plenty left over for extra flying after the rating.
2. Richard Petty Driving Experience: "Racing Experience Package" which is 80-laps!

3...too many more to list here

 

[h25b]

Go to any casino. If there's a good looking girl who will talk to you, she's a ho.

Hilarious... It's so funny because it's the truth.

 

[F16fixer]

Go to moose mcgilacutties, the Beach, the Jungle, Raw, or any other club slap 3 or 4 drinks down some stray and ride her all the way back to the circus circus.


(None of this advice comes from experience)