Las Vegas Hoes

[wrigley23]

Drive about an hour from Vegas to the city of Pharump.. 2 legal brothers there... doesn't get more guaranteed than that. Not to mention it's about the safest sex you'll have... with all the regulations and drug/std testing they have.

Sooo...a friend told you right? Kidding.

Hey man, I flew threw Vegas to get to the eastern Sierras this week, meant to look you up but it was last minute, you're probably in class right? Stopped by In-and-Out twice. MMMM. Whats up with the avatar? Is that a rendetion of you and Shrek from the Conan if they mated bit?

 

[Tram]

Drive about an hour from Vegas to the city of Pharump.. 2 legal brothers there... doesn't get more guaranteed than that. Not to mention it's about the safest sex you'll have... with all the regulations and drug/std testing they have.

Hmm... Doesn't sound like what he would be looking for.

 

[2000flyer]

Speaking of legal "ranches," I was R.O.N. last week and caught some HBO show on a Nevada Ranch. The one profiled started at $2500 a freakin HOUR! One guy stops in every other week and drops $10K per stop.

Having never had to pay for sex (other than the traditional way read: marriage), maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but in my book, "ain't no p***y worth $2500/hour!"

For $2500 I can (and would prefer to):

1. Seaplane add-on. ~$1000 with plenty left over for extra flying after the rating.
2. Richard Petty Driving Experience: "Racing Experience Package" which is 80-laps!

3...too many more to list here

 

[h25b]

Go to any casino. If there's a good looking girl who will talk to you, she's a ho.

Hilarious... It's so funny because it's the truth.

 

[F16fixer]

Go to moose mcgilacutties, the Beach, the Jungle, Raw, or any other club slap 3 or 4 drinks down some stray and ride her all the way back to the circus circus.


(None of this advice comes from experience)

 

[rumpletumbler]

hey...if I were you I'd find out where this girl works and go check her out.

http://www.camwhores.com/control/index.php?idcam=185

Send her an e-mail and she will give you the scoop.