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WillowRunVortex said:
Judging from your profile, I would agree with you.

Ha Ha...I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself. But since I haven't had any beer yet, I had nothing to give. Sorry. :)
 
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You were lucky this time....

Ill Mitch said:
Ha Ha...I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself. But since I haven't had any beer yet, I had nothing to give. Sorry.

That's why a freight dog always carries an empty water bottle.

Tip of the day: If you are a Mountain Dew drinker and have two open bottles around, throw away both and just buy a fresh one!
 
Jeff Helgeson said:
That's why a freight dog always carries an empty water bottle.

Tip of the day: If you are a Mountain Dew drinker and have two open bottles around, throw away both and just buy a fresh one!

Is this from experience? Hmm...I was thinking you could shake up the bottle a bit and whichever one fizzes the most...but maybe that wouldn't work.
I'll stick to Coke.

And, ponder this, if the water bottle is empty, is it still a water bottle....or just a bottle.
 
Diet coke all the way!

Since we have digressed to urinary stories, let me share a story when I was a Driver's Helper at UPS during the Christmas rush while in college. I was paired with a driver that had an odd route, covered more are than most. Sometimes we got different trucks since it was the "rover route".

One truck we would get sometimes was from a guy with a weak bladder. He had a 1/2 gallon plastic milk jug to relieve himself. What really pissed me off was the fact that he would not epty the jug after his shift. We woulf get the truck the next day with his jug half full. The driver I worked with would not touch it so I got an idea. We often stopped at a super market to make deliveries so I bout a Babe Ruth bar, unwrapped it and dropped it in the jug a la Caddy Shack. Well, I never saw the jug again when we used his truck. I believe I made the Dean's list that semester!
 
Jeff Helgeson said:
Since we have digressed to urinary stories, let me share a story when I was a Driver's Helper at UPS during the Christmas rush while in college. I was paired with a driver that had an odd route, covered more are than most. Sometimes we got different trucks since it was the "rover route".

One truck we would get sometimes was from a guy with a weak bladder. He had a 1/2 gallon plastic milk jug to relieve himself. What really pissed me off was the fact that he would not epty the jug after his shift. We woulf get the truck the next day with his jug half full. The driver I worked with would not touch it so I got an idea. We often stopped at a super market to make deliveries so I bout a Babe Ruth bar, unwrapped it and dropped it in the jug a la Caddy Shack. Well, I never saw the jug again when we used his truck. I believe I made the Dean's list that semester!

Finding old urine bottles in the plane at Willow was common. Like I said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Dirt Bag" operations. If the shoe fits,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
Hey we have new image, all new passenger operations in our DC-9's hauling the Piston's, Ford, GM, WWII vets around, no dirt bags in this operation. We even have flush toilets in this non-sked operation.
 
We hire only the best at USA Jet, we love those Army rotor wings, they are the best in the business. I also hope he flies 1200 this year, it would be great for everyone's wallet.
 

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