The first time I tried krispy kreme donuts was on a dispatch to Florida. Our FE saw the sign at a corner shop and went ape. He said eating KK donuts was second only to meeting God, and that we had to try them. Being somewhat of a donivour (like a carnivour, but I eat donuts), I took him up when he offered to buy a bag of donuts. We passed them out on the flight home.
Talk about disappointment. Just a plain old donut, clear glazed. God never intended man to eat simple glazed donuts. They're the devil's doing. (God intended man to eat cake donuts, which is why he provided them to the israelites in the desert-see manna from heaven). I put them back in the bag and didn't eat them (until I got really hungry later in the flight, and my fingers were numb from the cold, and I was nauseus from all the exhaust in the cockpit).
Years later I flew some executives from KK on a charter flight. We picked them up under unfavorable circumstances, and did them a big favor. When we got them where they needed to be, my cohort on that leg gave them a ride to the long term parking to get their car. As a tip, they gave us ONE, that's ONE, coupon for a dozen KK donuts. One coupon for two people, for ratty donuts invented by (can we say "satan" on this board?) that guy .
Today I find myself in need of a cheap priest to exorcise the evil Krispy Kreme folks and bring back the one, true, Dunkin Donut. (and not one run by chinese...gotta add that. No currey, and no chow mein in my donuts). Thus endeth the soapbox.