Blowjobs are more expensive here in the states but the airplane ride is a lot shorter to Vegas etc. I know the jumpseat is free but it is a very long flight...
cass doesn't do anything for you for international flights.. you still have to have a seat in the back.
the routing may depend on what city you're flying out of. more than likely you can take UAL or NWA to NRT. UAL and NWA each have 1 flight to BKK (you get in close to midnite). ANA and Thai airways also have flights that leave a little earlier... check on the cost of a zed or id-90..whatever your airline has (zeds are cheaper and better).
bring something to do in nrt..the layover there is a bit long.
if you live around la or ny, thai has a direct flight...very long tho.
Pretty sure you can find a 12 year old asian boy who is willing and able somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area. Might want to save yourself the hassle of a long plane ride!
ha! funny guys. definitely not looking for a cheap hook up, yet a cheap seat to Thailand. trying to make my way down to a resort in Krabi for the holidays. Does Thai airways offer "jumpseating" for offline pilots?
No jumpseat access on Thai. Domestic air fares are so cheap that I wouldnt even bother. Just buy a ticket when you get there.. Just be careful who you fly domestically. I would stick with Thai and avoid the LCCs.
Having been to Thailand myself I would second the suggestion for buying ZED's to get there. Thai is a good bet as are NWA, UAL, etc. Jumpseating is going to be difficult, mostly because the gate agents probably will not understand what you are talking about. Furthermore, the airports in Asia (atleast the ones I've been to) are not set up well for nonreving. Generally you will have to wait outside of security next to the ticket counter before they will release stabdbys then you will be forced to make a mad dash through security and passport control. It's not much fun but it gets the job done. As far as buying tickets for domestic flying, any travel agency once you are over there will work. We used Thai and Bangkok Air. Frankly buying a ticket was not much more than a ZED fair and was MUCH less of a hassle. Thai operates a ton of widebodies on domestic routes but the volume of travellers within Thailand will blow your mind. Have fun it's a great place.
Also, if you live on the east coast don't rule out going through a European gateway to get there. Going through Tokyo or Hong Kong is preferable but if you go through Paris, Frankfurt, etc. the flying time is roughly the same. The connection time might be a bit longer but it works.
Once in Thailand, I recommend Thai Air Asia for domestic travel. Price is low, service is great, & they have a good reputation. Most would warn you to stay clear of Orient Thai, for safety concerns. I've used virtually all of 'em & have never had any issues.
Ooh... something to think about. Unlike how we, as crew, can travel through airports in the states & EU countries in uniform & be able to take things through security that passengers are not able to do(like liquids & gels), the Thai security at both BKK & Doung Mung(sp?) airports don't recognize that exception. Unless you are just lucky.
I do the trip roughly every other month. Unfortunately, usually at my own $$s. If you learn any sure-fire way, then do please pass it on.
Good luck. Have fun with it.
Just went to Krabi, it might be easier to jumpseat to NRT then buy a zed fare to Phuket on Thai, they fly direct NRT-Phuket. Once in Phuket take the ferry over to Krabi. I suggest spending a day or two in the Pi Pi islands. They are where you switch ferrys from Phuket to Krabi
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