jetblue's laptops

[I.P. Freley]

That's impossible, they're on instruments!

 

[Ty Webb]

"Take off your jackets, so we can see your big American breasts!"

Oops, wrong show . . .



.

 

[LJDRVR]

"Elaine, you're a member of this crew, can you handle some unpleasant facts?"

"No"

 

[chum2]

"Shana, They bought their tickets....they knew what they were getting in to.......I say; let 'em crash"

 

[Road Rash]

I just want both of you to know, we're all counting on you.

 

[dlredline]

"Maybe we should turn the runway lights on."

"No . . . that's exactly what they'd be expecting . . ."

 

[MAX ZORIN]

Keep em at 20,000......
.....NO, feet!

 

[Longhorn]

"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"

On the other hand, I thought we could get as many laptops as possible. They are free like the planes and the fuel...right?

 

[Jet-driver]

Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
Oever : I can't tell.
Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
Oever : No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours
fog has closed down everything this side of the
mountains. We've got to get through to Chicago.

 

[flatspin7]

Oh NO THE AUTOPILOT IS DELFLATING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mesabi Miner]

Now Elaine, don't panic. On the beltline of the autopilot, there's a hollow tube. Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. Just pull it out, and blow on it...

 

[Dinger]

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?......Ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Dizel8]

(Jim never has a second cup at home?)

 

[flatspin7]

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

Don't call me Shirley

 

[CA1900]

Cream?


No, thank you. I take it black.