Jetblue FA Flips out and curses passengers!

[BILL LUMBERG]

If there's a legal defense fund starting......put me down for a 100!

Priceless

 

[Ty Webb]

This is, without a doubt, the funniest damn story I have ever read in 14+ years on F.I.

I give him major points for the escape slide exit and for "liberating" a few beers for the road, but have to subtract points for the gay sex.

All in all, I'd give it an 8.75

 

[Bavarian Chef]

... but have to subtract points for the gay sex.

All in all, I'd give it an 8.75

Now that's some funny sheet!

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I ABSOLOOTELY love this!

Especially after this article:

http://online.wsj.com/article/NA_WSJ_PUB:SB10001424052748704017904575409364143584100.html


Gee, Vicki -- maybe hiring some hot chics every now and then? Good thing we aren't doing that Virgin America thing. What a waste of time ...

 

[skypine69]

naw...the gay sex makes it even better! I say a 10.5 ! off the charts!

 

[Beechnut]

Yeah. Gay sex always adds to a story.

I can't WAIT for tomorrow's Corporate Communications!

 

[General Lee]

A JB pilot I talked to said the stew said "Fu$# all of you! I quit!"(on the PA) grabbed two beers, and then popped the slide and ran off. AWESOME! Looks like he ate way too many of those blue chips....


Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

This is, without a doubt, the funniest damn story I have ever read in 14+ years on F.I.

I give him major points for the escape slide exit and for "liberating" a few beers for the road, but have to subtract points for the gay sex.

All in all, I'd give it an 8.75

I think the Russian judge agreed.....He scored him lower for the DISMOUNT!!!

 

[RogerMOSA]

Can I get a "Kurgan?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOKsOveYD0

Classic!

 

[stb]

.....

 

[Deli Guy]

First he popped the emergency chute, then he popped the poop chute. Classic!

 

[St. Nic]

The gays are out of control

 

[skypine69]

so do you remember the scene in Office Space where Lumberg is boning that chick with her legs in the air while he is drinking his coffee? That is the image I have....this dude has his boyfriend bent over the table going to town on his hairy a$$ while sucking on an Amstel Light!

 

[exagony]

Just awesome.... If you're gonna go. Go hard...

That's frikin funny!

 

[LearLove]

He was found by police in a sexual embrace with his partner, sources said.

poor police officers

 

[redflyer65]

"At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk."


This couldn't be farther from the truth, but nice spin though.

The initial customer was in danger from getting slapped down, along with everyone that was looking at an open door to the tarmac...along with those ground workers down below.

I must admit, a good way to go out. BRAVO!

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

so do you remember the scene in office space where lumberg is boning that chick with her legs in the air while he is drinking his coffee? That is the image i have....this dude has his boyfriend bent over the table going to town on his hairy a$$ while sucking on an amstel light!

oh....you mean this part??

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[Smoking Man]

This D bag could have killed someone with the slide. Yet some people are applauding his actions.

I weep for the future.

 

[donvag]

The fact that he is gay has nothing to do with the situation. How important is that to the substance in the article? The passenger did not listen to instruction. He/she should be charged as well for not following crew members instruction.

 

[Dornier 335]

The fact that he is gay has nothing to do with the situation. How important is that to the substance in the article? The passenger did not listen to instruction. He/she should be charged as well for not following crew members instruction.

How much are gonna bet, that she'll ask for $$$? I wish she gets charged but I very much doubt it (not in today's aviation world)!