Jetblue FA Flips out and curses passengers!

[johnsonrod]

This guy reminds me of Michael Douglas in "Falling Down." Excellent film. He should have punched the women first and then left the airplane. That's how a real New Yorker would have done it!!!!!!

 

[Glacialfury1906]

Just awesome.... If you're gonna go. Go hard...

 

[wings421]

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George is trying to get fired and ends up dragging the World Series trophy around the parking lot.

"When I get fired, I want people to say: now that guy got canned"!

 

[Beantown]

I love the fact that in mid rage, he thought enough to stop and grab a coupe beers. I hope he was chugging them in uniform on his bus/train ride home.

 

[airmack]

then he went home and really gave his boyfriend a pounding....up in flames!!!!

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

If there's a legal defense fund starting......put me down for a 100!

Priceless

 

[Ty Webb]

This is, without a doubt, the funniest damn story I have ever read in 14+ years on F.I.

I give him major points for the escape slide exit and for "liberating" a few beers for the road, but have to subtract points for the gay sex.

All in all, I'd give it an 8.75

 

[Bavarian Chef]

... but have to subtract points for the gay sex.

All in all, I'd give it an 8.75

Now that's some funny sheet!

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I ABSOLOOTELY love this!

Especially after this article:

http://online.wsj.com/article/NA_WSJ_PUB:SB10001424052748704017904575409364143584100.html


Gee, Vicki -- maybe hiring some hot chics every now and then? Good thing we aren't doing that Virgin America thing. What a waste of time ...

 

[skypine69]

naw...the gay sex makes it even better! I say a 10.5 ! off the charts!

 

[Beechnut]

Yeah. Gay sex always adds to a story.

I can't WAIT for tomorrow's Corporate Communications!

 

[General Lee]

A JB pilot I talked to said the stew said "Fu$# all of you! I quit!"(on the PA) grabbed two beers, and then popped the slide and ran off. AWESOME! Looks like he ate way too many of those blue chips....


Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

This is, without a doubt, the funniest damn story I have ever read in 14+ years on F.I.

I give him major points for the escape slide exit and for "liberating" a few beers for the road, but have to subtract points for the gay sex.

All in all, I'd give it an 8.75

I think the Russian judge agreed.....He scored him lower for the DISMOUNT!!!

 

[RogerMOSA]

Can I get a "Kurgan?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOKsOveYD0

Classic!

 

[stb]

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