Jetblue FA Flips out and curses passengers!

[AKAAB]

Freak-quent Flier Parody

Parody – to the tune of Sit Down You’re Rocking the Boat (from Guys and Dolls...ironically...)


I dreamed last night I was on a flight from Pittsburgh
And by some chance I had brought my carry-on
But as I stood, someone hollered “park it, lady!”
But we passengers don’t know right from wrong.

And I heard a voice say sit down, sit down we’re taxiing slow
When the seatbelt sign goes off, that’s your cue it’s safe to go
But I’m a typical New Yorker and ignored the words of that ‘lil mo-fo
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down we’re taxiing slow.

And as I laughed as I stood up in the aisle
a flighty attendant started givin’me what-for
I grabbed my bag and it bumped him on noggin
That’s the moment he flipped out n’ grabbed the door!

On the PA he said sit down, sit down I’m popping the chute
Grabbing myself two beers, goin’ home and pushing some po0p.
‘Cause the lady won’t say she’s sowwy - so I’m down the slide like a whiny yout’
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down I’m popping the chute

 

[Bavarian Chef]

The FO on the flight attempted to tackle him before he popped the slide, to prevent any rampers from getting hurt by this idiot. Said FO then blocked access to the galley, and made sure the remaining customers deplaned safely while the CA started making calls. So, no passengers got to look at an open door to the tarmac.

He did all that for B scale wages?

 

[dicko]

The FO on the flight attempted to tackle him before he popped the slide, to prevent any rampers from getting hurt by this idiot. Said FO then blocked access to the galley, and made sure the remaining customers deplaned safely while the CA started making calls. So, no passengers got to look at an open door to the tarmac.

I'm glad you brought this up. It is possibly the funniest part of the whole story. The FO 'attempting' to tackle this fierce and frosted little guy with his fists full of Beer ..... :laugh:

I want video.

 

[B-J-J Fighter]

Who had to repack the chute? The pilots?

 

[livin'thesim]

Put me down for $100 for the legal defense fund as well.

A hero to every FA who has suffered abuse at juvenile pax antics!

Tonight, I drink a toast to this guy!

 

[LearLove]

that FA has more balls than this d0uchebag.

http://www.thescore.com/buzz/articles/55622-bail-foul-ball-boyfriend

guess that is what you get when you date a Mike Tyson sounding wimp that wears his hat like a gangster want to be.

 

[LR25]

why are FA's gay anyways?

 

[P38JLightning]

Sadly they will both probably get some sort of payday out of this eventually.

 

[Tired Soul]

This guy's gonna be a hero, mark my words.
Well he's got my vote anyway.


http://images.brisbanetimes.com.au/2010/08/10/1765919/stevenslater-420x0.jpg

 

[Ty Webb]

The FO on the flight attempted to tackle him before he popped the slide, to prevent him from exiting without doing his fair share of cleaning the cabin.

 

[brownie]

The news say he may get 7 yrs in prison that's a lot of ass pounding but again i don't think he cares.:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[CTflyer]

"At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk."


I guess it'll be pretty easy to beat the charges for 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment then.

Although deploying a slide near the gate like that could of hurt one of the ramp guys....

 

[jetwash]

The story says he was hit on the head just before he flipped out.


It sounds like a workers compensation case to me.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

The FO on the flight attempted to tackle him before he popped the slide, to prevent him from exiting without doing his fair share of cleaning the cabin.

Dude, you're on a roll.

 

[OPECJet]

Dude, you're on a roll.

Maybe, but the FO was on a fruit.