It's official

[druglord]

climbhappy I'll pm my email...have you started ground school yet?
dh82....g'day mate, I still have your email I'll send ya one soon
cherplt...when do you join the dark side? perhaps a job as CL's POI might be nice huh?
mung...enjoy the north, sorry you never made it AUG, say hi to chataqua for me...she changed her cell number...I think she's trying to lose me

 

[chperplt]

I think she's trying to lose me

Wouldn't be the first woman to attempt that, would it?

 

[druglord]

hardy har! just cuz i get the "dc rejection hotline' as a phone number doesn't mean i'm a loser does it? At least I don't get invited to school proms and get asked if I'm wearing my dad's uniform...(we can no longer call him 'homecookin' now that he's livin on his own)

 

[chperplt]

we can no longer call him 'homecookin' now that he's livin on his own)

About time!!!!

At least I don't get invited to school proms

That's because the "older" women go after you... or you after them.. Speaking of older woman... Have you spoken with Ellen lately?? How's your daughter doing?

 

[GateGirl]

I cant take it.

I cant handle that everyone completely looked over the big annoucement this month!!!

 

[chperplt]

I cant handle that everyone completely looked over the big annoucement this month!!!

We'll all miss you terribly!!!!! I'll stop by AZ and say hi, and you'll have to come party, I mean visit me in LAS.

 

[GateGirl]

I'm always up for a party. You think the big annoucement is that I'm leaving? Could it be that I'm so loved that Colgan is making a special annoucement to say that Bubbles is going to Riddle??

Well anyway, it sounds good.

 

[chperplt]

I have my hunch what the big announcement is... but we'll see.

 

[Flyairjason]

Okay, hear is the big announcement...

I just got off of the phone with my friends in Manassas, and here is the skinny...
1. The company is indeed getting new airplanes... The aircraft of choice is the Cessna Caravan. With only half of the systems of the more complex twin Beech, their less expensive and their MEL items takes less time and paper to print. That, in turn, ensures an ontime departure, which we believe will attract mainline back again. PFT will remain intact, however, and has increased to $39,000 for new F/Os. That price includes a certificate of completion and a "type rating" endorsed by that "Video Professor" guy.

2. The company will no longer hire guys with Australian accents.

3. The company will only seek out F/O candidates from the Hollywood Stuntman's Guild, as these individuals cope with risk and loss of limb seemingly better than other candidates from big flight schools.

4. Flight Attendants will be MEL'd on Saab flights with less than 19 passengers booked. Saab flights with more than 19 passengers booked will be cancelled in an effort to trim costs.

5. Saabs will be retrofitted with "throw-over" style Bonanza yokes. That's a 50% cost savings on yokes alone.

6. In an effort to further reduce Interline Revenues, passengers stranded by aircraft mechanicals will now be driven to their destination by the A&Ps that drive around the system delivering parts to the broken airplanes. We find this system to be very reliable and there is normally a minivan leaving every hour. We have also implemented PFT for the F/O candidates who sit in the right seat of the minvan. The POI has approved the logging of this sort of time.

7. Pilot initial and recurrent training will no longer be conducted by Flight Safety. This training will now be conducted in a red Radio Flyer wagon on a steep hillside. The POI has approved the logging of this sort of time.

Well, there you have it, Gents. Good news for all as we complete our transition to the airline of choice for people who need government subsidies to get around. Fly safe, and don't forget to punch your timecard out.

Jason

 

[druglord]

oh man I haven't laughed so hard since your last post!!

 

[great cornholio]

druglord...Now you can call me "Ramen Noodle" haha...hey prom was fun...haha..

 

[GateGirl]

2. The company will no longer hire guys with Australian accents.

Just the Australian ones or the ones who cant decide if they are from Australia or Virginia??

 

[Mungusaurus]

The Big Announcement

JC im out of the loop WHAT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT?????????
Somebody fill me in.

 

[GateGirl]

I dont know what the big news is, if I did I wouldnt be asking... geeze....

See one day I saw on here (actually this posting) that said there was going t be a big annoucment in December and i was like what?! and then a certain cowboy said the same thing. I informed him I was already in the loop on the annoucment but what was the annoucment?? So I mentioned casually mentioned it to a certain angry mechanic (he usually knows some good stuff) who swore a few times but didnt have a clue. Now here I am informing you all that I dont know what the rumor is but i have a strong feeling its that we are getting more saabs. (We have brought a few back from the dead already - anyone else seen 9CJ roaming around?? I boarded it recently and almost died when I saw the return of the blue leather... AHHHHHHHHH) well I have to go because im in the middle of getting screwed over by the US Navy. (I thought I was done with them. But I got disqualified from my first class medical because of my medical discharge from the navy and so now im trying to sort it all out!!! AHH) So anyway thats my story. Im sorry if I confused you all...