If you're going to divert... (9E flight tonight)

[Long Time Gone]

Melons for sale. Get your big juicy melons. They feel.....

 

[McNugget]

SET... it is the last set in the Federer v. Nadal match, I wonder who is going to win. This tennis match is so exciting, but not as exciting as when my wife wants my...

DAMN WHAT A GREAT MATCH!

too bad Federer lost.

ok back to the topic

 

[BEfly]

Woody!!!!

 

[dojetdriver]

Melons for sale. Get your big juicy melons. They feel.....

Like buns! Nice, soft, fresh buns. But that round piece of meat between the buns looks like.....

 

[FlySacto]

Like buns! Nice, soft, fresh buns. But that round piece of meat between the buns looks like.....

Dick. That's the nickname I got as an FO when I was flying with this wild female Captain. She thought it would go really well with my last name. Last week my FA lost her announcement book in LAX and I found it for her and she started calling me "Magic". One of my "Flygirls" who brings me my beers in her cleavage on overnights heard her talking to me in the crew lounge. Now she's calling me "Magic Dick". Hey, I'll work that! Later on in the day we swapped into an airplane with weak packs and it was pretty hot. My "magic" FA comes up front and said, "I'm drippiing". I turned around and the first thing I looked at was her:

 

[joe_pilot]

Meatwad! I told you and Shake to clean up this living room. Next thing you know Carl's gonna come over here, pull down his sweats and show us his fat, hairy...

 

[McNugget]

Meatwad! I told you and Shake to clean up this living room. Next thing you know Carl's gonna come over here, pull down his sweats and show us his fat, hairy...

... purpler headed dinosaur. Yes, that is the color of Barney. He sings and dance with a bunch of...

 

[Ezralite]

... purpler headed dinosaur. Yes, that is the color of Barney. He sings and dance with a bunch of...

Pansies! Oh, what beautiful flowers! I'll give them to that girl over there and maybe I'll get some...

 

[tathepilot]

Pansies! Oh, what beautiful flowers! I'll give them to that girl over there and maybe I'll get some...

Stink finger.. That's right, eating Stinky Tofu with your hands will make your finger stink.. With a stank finger, it will be hard to get a piece of...

 

[ArcticFlier]

bread for this..................

 

[Ezralite]

Did you ever get the feeling that not everyone understands the concept of this thread?

 

[Long Time Gone]

It depends on if they looked at the original picture or not. Let it roll, my friend. Let it roll.....

 

[CFI2766]

bread for this..................

Unbelieva-bly juicy fatburger! Oh snap, It tastes too good to be true! Afterwards, Sha-niqua kept talking about...

 

[dojetdriver]

Unbelieva-bly juicy fatburger! Oh snap, It tastes too good to be true! Afterwards, Sha-niqua kept talking about...

The Alabama black snake. It was long, dark, and thick. Kinda reminded her of......