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dojetdriver said:
Wrist watch and set of flip flops. That guy must have just got done doing.........
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...A late night ATR sim debrief at the Cleremont lounge. Turns out the IP (name withheld to protect the now employed else-where IP) was on first name basis with 'Blondie'. After she crushed the beer can, she really got his attention when she started to play with his....
 
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CFI2766 said:
...A late night ATR sim debrief at the Cleremont lounge. Turns out the IP (name withheld to protect the now employed else-where IP) was on first name basis with 'Blondie'. After she crushed the beer can, she really got his attention when she started to play with his....
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Big, gigantic, long, hard torque levers that are in the shape of......
 
Franks and Beans! Ok campers, gather 'round the campfire and get your plates ready for some hot franks and beans! Here ya go, this'll put hair on your...
 
Flyprdu said:
Franks and Beans! Ok campers, gather 'round the campfire and get your plates ready for some hot franks and beans! Here ya go, this'll put hair on your...
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....Mr. President!

Mr. President, may I please get a picture with you? Holy moly! Look over there! Why isn't that in the shape of a............
 
Hot Wings!!! Get your Hot Wings!!! Complete with Blue Cheese Dressing and Celery!!! Holy Shi Tzu puppies!!! Is that a......
 
SET... it is the last set in the Federer v. Nadal match, I wonder who is going to win. This tennis match is so exciting, but not as exciting as when my wife wants my...
 
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muff. i need a new headset muff because this one is uncomfortable.. 20 before 5.. let me call ground because the controller sounds like she has a nice.......
 
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Melons for sale. Get your big juicy melons. They feel.....
 
Gear Disagree said:
SET... it is the last set in the Federer v. Nadal match, I wonder who is going to win. This tennis match is so exciting, but not as exciting as when my wife wants my...
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DAMN WHAT A GREAT MATCH!

too bad Federer lost.

ok back to the topic
 
dojetdriver said:
Like buns! Nice, soft, fresh buns. But that round piece of meat between the buns looks like.....
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Dick. That's the nickname I got as an FO when I was flying with this wild female Captain. She thought it would go really well with my last name. Last week my FA lost her announcement book in LAX and I found it for her and she started calling me "Magic". One of my "Flygirls" who brings me my beers in her cleavage on overnights heard her talking to me in the crew lounge. Now she's calling me "Magic Dick". Hey, I'll work that! Later on in the day we swapped into an airplane with weak packs and it was pretty hot. My "magic" FA comes up front and said, "I'm drippiing". I turned around and the first thing I looked at was her:
 
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