If you could only say 5 things as an instructor...

[WMUSIGPI]

1 I
2 Need
3 A
4 Pay
5 Raise

 

[paulsalem]

.....

 

[NuGuy]

1. I only take cash
2. I don't care what the other guys charge.
3. No, I won't ferry your airplane for free.
4. No, I won't fly right seat in your 2 pilot airplane for free.
5. See rule 1

Nu

 

[CrewDawg]

1.) Have you heard anything I have said?

2.) What's your altitude

3.) What's you airspeed

4.) Well, I still have a whell, how about you?

5.) Wow!!!! Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

 

[CrewDawg]

1 I
2 Need
3 A
4 Pay
5 Raise

What he said!!!

 

[Av8rPHX]

1) dodge

2) duck

3) dip

4) dive

5) and dodge!

Haha thats great. Thanks Patches!!!!

 

[joepilot29]

1. Power
2. Little more power
3. Damn it more power (stall warning horn is blaring and the plane is 10 feet above ground as he is flaring)
4. S**t
5. That' enough for today and thanks for knocking my fillings out

 

[3BCat]

1. Make sure you're right, then go ahead.
2. Pretend I'm not here.
3. Never do anything stupid, quick!
4. Don't ever just "let go"!!
5. Does your wife fly?

 

[Gutenberg]

Cessna singles are my bread and butter, and by that I mean ramen and hot water. and the occasional president's choice white mac and cheese.

Keeping it down on the C-E tip.............yall

 

[mcjohn]

1. Ready schedule the ride and practice?
2. To get the discount you have to put $1000 down
3. You have to cancel?!
4. But the weather's great.
5. Well......Ohhh.Kaaay.

 

[unreal]

1. Vyse isn't always 88 knots.
2. Keep your speed up.
3. Stomp on that rudder.
4. Don't descend without positive course guidance, idiot.
5. Keep the rolley side down.

 

[JediNein]

1. I really like you, but I really don't want to get up close and personal just yet. How about a little rudder please? Ahhhhh. Thank you!
2. You're gripping. . .
3. You're not scanning.
4. Go-around. *pause* Go-around. *pause* GO AROUND.
5. MY AIRPLANE!

and in honor of SoCal playpens everywhere:

6. Tell them [ATC] we have all six targets in sight.

Fly SAFE!
Jedi Nein