If you could only say 5 things as an instructor...

[unreal]

1. Vyse isn't always 88 knots.
2. Keep your speed up.
3. Stomp on that rudder.
4. Don't descend without positive course guidance, idiot.
5. Keep the rolley side down.

 

[JediNein]

1. I really like you, but I really don't want to get up close and personal just yet. How about a little rudder please? Ahhhhh. Thank you!
2. You're gripping. . .
3. You're not scanning.
4. Go-around. *pause* Go-around. *pause* GO AROUND.
5. MY AIRPLANE!

and in honor of SoCal playpens everywhere:

6. Tell them [ATC] we have all six targets in sight.

Fly SAFE!
Jedi Nein