If you could only say 5 things as an instructor...

[dumblonde]

1. Did we shower today?
2.And use deoderant?
3.Brush your teeth?
4. Please tell me you did not eat beans again for lunch today.
5. Trust me.

 

[dragland]

1. Quit riding the brakes.
2. Look outside the airplane.
3. Tell me where we are now.
4. What was that?!?!?
5. Your sisters hot!

 

[epic!]

1.Go
2.Get
3.Me
4.A
5.Beer
And we will finish up the post flight briefing

lol..

 

[wrxpilot]

Here's what I'd pick:

6. put your aerodynamics for naval aviators away and tell me how an airplane flies without using greek letters

Well, it's not the simple way "taught" by the FAA and most CFIs, that's for sure.

 

[FN FAL]

1) dodge

2) duck

3) dip

4) dive

5) and dodge!

 

[Dubya]

1. I should have listened to my dad and gone to __________ (law, medical, accounting, retail management, truck driving, park ranger, business, baseball umpiring, shrimp boat captain, welding, architecture, pga tour, logging, photography, card dealing, plumbing, engineering, horticulture, firefighting, meteorology, palm reading, diesel mechanics, advanced knitting, radio broadcasting, HAZMAT handling, mandarin chinese language, cardboard manufacturing, Wal-Mart greeters, marine biology, seamstress) school.

2. No.

3 No!

4. NO!

5. Noooooooooooooo!

W

 

[Lostdog65]

1. Right rudder.
2. Didn't I say right rudder?
3. When were you going to add right rudder?
4. This *foot taps right rudder* is the right rudder.
5. Maybe flying isn't for you.

(This is why I don't instruct anymore.)

 

[Lostdog65]

For ICC's...

1. Did you bring a hood?
2. Why did you do that?
3. Where'd the glideslope go?
4. Which side is the holding side?
5. I don't care if the Pope hisself is standing on the runway with your dying grandmother in his arms...You will not do a single-engine go-around...you will land the d@mn plane!

Eric

 

[Catbert]

1. Look outside.
2. Listen to the plane.
3. Consider descending before we get to the aiport.
4. What's the trend of this plane... where is it going?
5. Have you heard a word I've said?

 

[UGAflyer]

1: Right rudder
2: watch your airspeed
3: not so much
4: my plane
5: let's try that again