If you could only say 5 things as an instructor...

[DrewBlows]

1. Altitude.
2. Altitude.
3. Altitude!
4. Altitude!!
5. Altitude!!!

 

[paulsalem]

1. Go ahead and level off
2. We're still Climbing
3. Let's go ahead and start down now.
4. We're still Climbing
5. Yea approach, we're on our way back down to 3,500 now. Sorry.

 

[rchcfi]

1. OK, you flared a little high...
2. Add power.
3. POWER!!!
4. POWER!!!
5. S**T!!!!!!!

 

[paulsalem]

1. OK, you flared a little high...
2. Add power.
3. POWER!!!
4. POWER!!!
5. S**T!!!!!!!

LOL, yea sometimes I wish for dual throttles as well as dual controls.

 

[navigator72]

I'll bet you a beer
I'll show you how it's done
Watch this
Oh Sh*t
Arrrrrgggghhhhhh

 

[Blue583]

1. Go ahead and level off
2. We're still Climbing
3. Let's go ahead and start down now.
4. We're still Climbing
5. Yea approach, we're on our way back down to 3,500 now. Sorry.

This made me laugh. I love it when the student is announcing his altitude and still announces the altitude he is "supposed" to be at even though he/she is 500 feet off.

 

[Gutenberg]

Ahh- that's refreshing- no backhanded criticism or lowbrow condescending in any of these posts. Just pilots cracking a few jokes.

How about-

5. those fuel gauges are accurate, you just gotta pound on em a little.

 

[spudskier]

-More Right Rudder
-Reduce Pitch
-Eyes Outside
-My Airplane
-Did you study at all?

 

[Lostdog65]

How about-

5. those fuel gauges are accurate, you just gotta pound on em a little.

Gutenberg...

You flying Cessna singles?! LOL! I still do that every so often in the 340/421/402's I'm flying just for kicks and grins and chuckles. Old habits and all!

Eric

 

[siucavflight]

1. pull up
2. faster
3. no not that on
4. right rudder
5. FLARE

 

[WMUSIGPI]

1 I
2 Need
3 A
4 Pay
5 Raise

 

[paulsalem]

.....

 

[NuGuy]

1. I only take cash
2. I don't care what the other guys charge.
3. No, I won't ferry your airplane for free.
4. No, I won't fly right seat in your 2 pilot airplane for free.
5. See rule 1

Nu

 

[CrewDawg]

1.) Have you heard anything I have said?

2.) What's your altitude

3.) What's you airspeed

4.) Well, I still have a whell, how about you?

5.) Wow!!!! Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

 

[CrewDawg]

1 I
2 Need
3 A
4 Pay
5 Raise

What he said!!!

 

[Av8rPHX]

1) dodge

2) duck

3) dip

4) dive

5) and dodge!

Haha thats great. Thanks Patches!!!!

 

[joepilot29]

1. Power
2. Little more power
3. Damn it more power (stall warning horn is blaring and the plane is 10 feet above ground as he is flaring)
4. S**t
5. That' enough for today and thanks for knocking my fillings out

 

[3BCat]

1. Make sure you're right, then go ahead.
2. Pretend I'm not here.
3. Never do anything stupid, quick!
4. Don't ever just "let go"!!
5. Does your wife fly?

 

[Gutenberg]

Cessna singles are my bread and butter, and by that I mean ramen and hot water. and the occasional president's choice white mac and cheese.

Keeping it down on the C-E tip.............yall

 

[mcjohn]

1. Ready schedule the ride and practice?
2. To get the discount you have to put $1000 down
3. You have to cancel?!
4. But the weather's great.
5. Well......Ohhh.Kaaay.