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Please post some, they crack me up. Here's a little one I had yesterday, or heard rather.
I am not the most experienced pilot out there, in fact, I am wet behind my years. So I don't portray to be an ace or anything. And I too have made my fair share of stupid things said (and will continue to do so for years to come.) But this one I heard yesterday is up there with I D I O T I C, and just plain ignorant.
Atlanta App: yadda yadda how much fuel do you have left.
Redneck Hick: (Use your best southern 60 year old drawl) Well, I got about fifteen to twenty gallons left, I suppose.
Atlanta App: Well, how much fuel do you burn per hour?
Idiot: I suppose about 15 or so gallons per hour
Atlanta: Well I'm showing you about 25 minutes from your destination, would you like to stop at any one of the 20 airports you're flying over for fuel.
Idiot: Ahhh, no, I think I should be fine, this happens all the time, I just wanted you to know so that I don't get vectored all around and then have to shoot the approach and maybe not make it.
This happens all the time? I'm sure Atlanta loves dealing with these Hee Haw watching freaks.
I am not the most experienced pilot out there, in fact, I am wet behind my years. So I don't portray to be an ace or anything. And I too have made my fair share of stupid things said (and will continue to do so for years to come.) But this one I heard yesterday is up there with I D I O T I C, and just plain ignorant.
Atlanta App: yadda yadda how much fuel do you have left.
Redneck Hick: (Use your best southern 60 year old drawl) Well, I got about fifteen to twenty gallons left, I suppose.
Atlanta App: Well, how much fuel do you burn per hour?
Idiot: I suppose about 15 or so gallons per hour
Atlanta: Well I'm showing you about 25 minutes from your destination, would you like to stop at any one of the 20 airports you're flying over for fuel.
Idiot: Ahhh, no, I think I should be fine, this happens all the time, I just wanted you to know so that I don't get vectored all around and then have to shoot the approach and maybe not make it.
This happens all the time? I'm sure Atlanta loves dealing with these Hee Haw watching freaks.
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