GO ahead and check on to the hotel,
during the night, kick in your door, or if you have a ground floor, break your window(just make sure the glass goes inside-not out). now slam your head against the wall so it looks like you got hit, dump your bag out on the floor. Call the front desk-tell them some one just broke in, kicked your ass, and stole all your money-including the $2000 cash you had cause you just cashed your paycheck....
That should take care of your hotel expenses for a while...
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