I was mean to a little old lady

[CA1900]

Dude, that's really harsh.

LMAO... nice job reading between the lines, UnAnswerd.

 

[FN FAL]

As soon as I get downstairs, I run into my FO and two little old ladies at the table next to ours. I politely said "good morning" as I headed to the cereal dispenser, and the questions started...

You missed out on a perfect opportunity to get your chicken deboned...little old ladies need loving too, doncha know?

 

[Crimson03]

You missed out on a perfect opportunity to get your chicken deboned...little old ladies need loving too, doncha know?

And I hear the pay is better than most airlines ...

 

[B-J-J Fighter]

You might have been able to get a gummer from the little old lady.

 

[learflyer]

what I hate is when you are riding in a long, slow, elevator with a bunch of people. I try and just stare straight ahead, but you can see in the corner of your eye that they are locking in to your epaulets, id tags, name tag etc to see what you do. I sometimes just want to look at them and say BAM!

 

[FN FAL]

You might have been able to get a gummer from the little old lady.

Just wait untill we're little old men, it's gets funnier...

 

[Kingairrick]

FNFAL beat me to it. I was going to say that those questions should have been answered while she was still in your room...

 

[CA1900]

You might have been able to get a gummer from the little old lady.

Man! I'm eating my lunch here! Ewwwwewwwewwwwww.....

 

[Snakum]

You might have been able to get a gummer from the little old lady.

Now this guy has his head in the right place. That'd be the first thing that came to me, as well.

Minh
(Get it? Has his head in the right ... oh nevermind. )

 

[Snakum]

Of course, you may be asked to return the favor. I didn't think about that, I guess.

Minh

 

[minitour]

Of course, you may be asked to return the favor. I didn't think about that, I guess.

Minh

Yum...nothin like some 90 year old roast beef that hasn't been washed in a month...if you can get past the diaper rash

-mini

 

[cforst513]

OMG. you guys. stop. please. this is almost too much, even for me!

 

[Kingairrick]

Yum...nothin like some 90 year old roast beef that hasn't been washed in a month...if you can get past the diaper rash

-mini

Dude, that is WRONG!

 

[Snakum]

Yum...nothin like some 90 year old roast beef that hasn't been washed in a month...if you can get past the diaper rash

OHHHHH! I'm BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[minitour]

*kicks back in the office chair*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...I have succeeded...

-mini