I think this is all of them...Pt 1

[gutshotdraw]

:beer:

 

[chucklhed]

Hate....Get a life.

 

[Mamma]

What do you mean get a life! I married a red headed Italian who's passion in life is shopping. I make $35 an hour flying for a major airline. My life has been over for about 9 years!

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

You have a long list. I went through several but I didn't see: "Pilots. Chicks dig us and guys think we're cool".

 

[hawk16e]

Nice, something else told to me as a young F/O.

You're birdstrike protection for my engineer.

 

[Groovedog]

One more...

Commercial Aviation requires the three 'enes': Nicotine, Caffeine and Kerosene

 

[chucklhed]

And Another...

If you think you're lost - climb, conserve, confess. If someone calls you on it - dive, drone, deny