I love it, best ATC sound clip of all time!!

[siucavflight]

I cant stop laughing, gotta listen to this!!

http://home.online.no/~chainly/JFKGround.mp3

 

[The_Russian]

"You're unable to do everything Sir, that plane 'a yours."

 

[SPDBRD747400]

This is why I liked the "West" coast flying! What a mess that place is...I hope I don't go anywhere near there anytime soon! I once heard an Iberia 747-200 takeoff in MIA after his clearance was cancelled. Causing an American Eagle to go around...then Iberia turned the wrong way after takeoff, turning south instead of north...There are a few airlines I'll NEVER travel on and they are one of them!

 

[LearLove]

Kennedy ???

 

[LearLove]

that guy is Long Island born and bread if there ever was one.

 

[LearLove]

although I do hear a touch of jersey in some of his calls.....

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

although I do hear a touch of jersey in some of his calls.....

Nah... Thats "Strong Island" all the way!

I can identify with that feeling that you just completely lost all awareness of whats going on around you. It sucks. I feel bad for the guy.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Born and bred? Yeah, on Lon-Gisland

 

[DrewBlows]

JFK can certainly be entertaining. I couldn't stop laughing one night when a Freedom dash 8 went down a closed taxiway and got stuck in a snow bank during the international push. Here's some gems I heard that night, I'm glad we were outbound.

"Congratulations Freedom, you've single handedly shut down half of the airport."



"Comair why are you still on my taxiway?"

"Uh, ramp won't let us in, there's no place to park sir."

"That's not my problem, get off my taxiway, if the ramp won't do their job, I'll do it for 'em, you're cleared into the ramp."

"Uh... okay?"

 

[siucavflight]

"Comair why are you still on my taxiway?"

"Uh, ramp won't let us in, there's no place to park sir."

"That's not my problem, get off my taxiway, if the ramp won't do their job, I'll do it for 'em, you're cleared into the ramp."

"Uh... okay?"

That right there is awesome!

 

[5ontheglide]

Wait, who's on first?

 

[hobbsmeter]

"Ayyye...you guys should come up here one day"

 

[av8orboy]

Another good clip

 

[tathepilot]

Another good clip

omg funny

 

[Popeye0537]

Another good clip

"You stupid F-ing C U Next Tuesday.....OMG LOL

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Another good clip

That was awesome. Was Janet Reno flying that Jazz flight?? DIRECT DANCE PARTY!

 

[sweptback]

Another good clip

I gotta say, I was excited when I saw the filename, and it didn't disappoint. Good work sir.

 

[wrigley23]

JFK clip = every single day of my life, you get used it, entertaining though he's probably one the most level headed guys at Kennedy. The Canadian clip = hilarious how everyone came to his defense, everyone has to step on egg shells these days so you don't offend someone (but if they were flying in Quebec you would hear blah blah ble blu blah cleared to land. Who was that for?)

 

[xjgearbtch]

Can I have a pint of wild turkey to wash down my foot. Frigging hilarious!!!!

 

[DrewBlows]

Another good clip

Wow! What a dumb ass.