Gatorman
Snot-nosed college boy!!
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A little boy and his mother were waiting in their seats for the rest of the airline passengers to finish boarding the aircraft when the boy asked his mom, "Mom, do you remember when you told me that little doggies come from big doggies?" "Yes, I remember" she said. "And do you remember when you told me the little kitties come from big kitties?" "Yes dear, I remember" the mother replies, wondering where this was going.
"Well, I was wondering if little airplanes came from big airplanes?" asked the little boy.
The mother, not knowing what to say told the little boy to go ask the flight attendant.
The little boy went up to the nearest Flight Attendant and said "My mommie told me that little doggies come from big doggies and little kitties come from big kitties. Do little airplanes come from big airplanes?"
"No" said the Flight Attendant, "Little airplanes do not come from big airplanes."
"Why?" says the boy.
"Because South West knows how to pull out on time."
"Well, I was wondering if little airplanes came from big airplanes?" asked the little boy.
The mother, not knowing what to say told the little boy to go ask the flight attendant.
The little boy went up to the nearest Flight Attendant and said "My mommie told me that little doggies come from big doggies and little kitties come from big kitties. Do little airplanes come from big airplanes?"
"No" said the Flight Attendant, "Little airplanes do not come from big airplanes."
"Why?" says the boy.
"Because South West knows how to pull out on time."
