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Gatorman

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A little boy and his mother were waiting in their seats for the rest of the airline passengers to finish boarding the aircraft when the boy asked his mom, "Mom, do you remember when you told me that little doggies come from big doggies?" "Yes, I remember" she said. "And do you remember when you told me the little kitties come from big kitties?" "Yes dear, I remember" the mother replies, wondering where this was going.

"Well, I was wondering if little airplanes came from big airplanes?" asked the little boy.
The mother, not knowing what to say told the little boy to go ask the flight attendant.

The little boy went up to the nearest Flight Attendant and said "My mommie told me that little doggies come from big doggies and little kitties come from big kitties. Do little airplanes come from big airplanes?"
"No" said the Flight Attendant, "Little airplanes do not come from big airplanes."
"Why?" says the boy.

"Because South West knows how to pull out on time."
 
A man walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but saran wrap. Psychiatrist looks up and says, "Well, obviously I see your nuts."
 
So there was this guy who was a CFI at the airport I trained at. He really wanted that regional job, and since times were tough he padded his logbook saying he gave some dual in this baron that kept taxiing by. Attempting to further his career, he scheduled an ATP checkride with the local examiner, and upon the logbook inspection said, "Hmm, looks like you've been doing some flying in my airplane!"

No really a guy there said that he heard that happened.
 
barnyard said:
So there was this guy who was a CFI at the airport I trained at. He really wanted that regional job, and since times were tough he padded his logbook saying he gave some dual in this baron that kept taxiing by. Attempting to further his career, he scheduled an ATP checkride with the local examiner, and upon the logbook inspection said, "Hmm, looks like you've been doing some flying in my airplane!"

No really a guy there said that he heard that happened.


Doh! Maby that one should be added to the Darwin Award thread...
 
barnyard said:
No really a guy there said that he heard that happened.

And he also heard:

.. say intentions? I wish to receive commercial license.
.. Have you not been to Frankfurt before?
.. hilarious (and TRUE!!! I SWEAR!) Qantas write-ups.
.. Don't forget the coffee.

The only one I have ever talked to a Fed about was the "one flight, three ATP certs" checkrides and an investigation lead to revocation of tickets from everyone whose 8710 came through that guy for their ATP.
 

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