I am the 'Top Gun' of airline pilots

[FL000]

here's another peach from The Onion:

click here

 

[Timebuilder]

Hey, I recognize this guy!

It's Colonel Flagg, from M*A*S*H!!!!!

 

[LR25]

What the....

 

[ShawnC]

I was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to post it here. That is funny, I almost missed it on the website.

 

[empenage]

Stop the world and let me off.

Holy Pete.

 

[Stingman]

I like the "runway F" part!

 

[FL000]

This was my favorite line:

I knew the flight could land on time if I went for it, so I cut across the median and grabbed Runway F, which was down for routine maintenance.

I think this guy was last seen flying cargo for China Air out of ANC.

 

[Green Banana]

He sounds right on to me.

 

[donkeykong]

the onion guy

EXCELLENT!
My kind of pilot. Reminds me of the guy from "Full Metal Jacket" in the helicopter.
"You should write a book about me...............cause I'm so f'n good, that aint no sh*t neither!

 

[Orvilleflyer]

This is an overblown exaggeration of the thousand hour former CFI new hire wonder at the regionals that I seem to fly with so often now....

No joke.

 

[rumpletumbler]

Could this be JimboGoodPilot?

RT

 

[fletch717]

I know this guy, he posts on this board. Its Boeingman!
This is the same guy that tells all of us how inexperienced we all are and how rich he is. The only thing he has'nt told us is how big his jonhson is. But I think most of us already know the answer to that one.

Fletch

 

[Ismokedya]

If it weren't for the fact that no one flys or taxis slower than American I would believe that this guy was for real. Sounds just like every American pilot I've ever met. (TWA guys excluded, Don't forget to put TWA not American or your jumpseat request)

 

[Dep676]

This guy can't be real. He needs to be taken out back and pistol whipped and given a few shoots of OC spray. Then we will see how much of a bad-a$$ he is. I hope this wasn't a real article.

 

[PTWOB]

Get real!

It is "The Onion"

Grow a sense of humor!!!

 

[FL000]

hey PTWOB, nice -SS!

 

[Dep676]

Is that a SS or a Grand National?

 

[328dude]

How convenient that he left his hat badge off. LOL

Hmmmm, four stripes and a FO hat. Wonder what Goodwill store he bought that from.

 

[SaabStory]

I've said it before & I'll say it again: "The Onion Rocks"!!

(Fletch, love the Boeingman comment)

 

[Orvilleflyer]

For those that still don't get it, "The Onion" is a practical joke style publication; so they made up this AA Pilot. Check it out: www.theonion.com... it's as funny as all hell. Here's some recent funny (fake) headlines:

"RIAA Sues Radio Stations For Giving Away Free Music"

"Bush Seeks U.N. Support For 'U.S. Does Whatever It Wants' Plan"