I am the 'Top Gun' of airline pilots

[nimtz]

I hope this wasn't a real article.

How often do some of you guys get out?

 

[ShawnC]

Oh god I remember when a Chinese new agency got embarssed when they ran a story off of what the Onion wrote (something about Congress saying they would move unless they got a new dome).

Also about a couple a weeks back a Sherriffs office issued a local terror alert based on a fake story in the Onion. They claim they were just using the story as a umm example.

 

[bssthound]

My favorite was:

"Hershey's Ordered to pay Obese Americans $5 billion dollars."

I printed it off and posted it in my squadron and got several people to bite. Of course, several recognized the Onion byline.