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I am mellow

whaleroast

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I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.
 

Wasted

u can do it too w kandoo
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I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.

Sounds like all you need to do now is work up a chub and your day will be complete.
 

Dubya

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I wonder is this the first time the word "Oleo" has been used in a post here? Outstanding.
 

PooPooPants

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I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.

A true poet. Quit flying, you have better talents!
 

BeCareful!

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Dude, talk about being present in the moment........you got it, Zen Master!!!!!!!!!!!

Your liver, however, might have a different take on this.

Just Be Careful!
 

quinnlake

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I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.

My God! Except for the Oleo part, that was my day also! Oh- and blues instead of jazz.
 

pilotyip

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If he can buy four beers and wings at Applebee's, he must be a Captain, an F/O could never afford that? That is the beauty of the "Wedge" drafts are still $1.25 during "Happy Hour"
 

cjdriver

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The kid shows some actual literary talent. I found myself wanting more. You may have a future beyond the regionals.
 

79%N1

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Um...............Ok!
 

Moustache

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I wonder is this the first time the word "Oleo" has been used in a post here? Outstanding.
Oleo is used a lot in USAToday Crosswords....could never figure why....
 
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