I am mellow

[whaleroast]

I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.

 

[erjguy]

All I can say is Thank You.....Thank you for this post.:beer:

 

[rumrnr78]

The dude abides...

 

[LR60BOY]

Beautiful!!!!

 

[Wasted]

I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.

Sounds like all you need to do now is work up a chub and your day will be complete.

 

[COOPERVANE]

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[Dubya]

I wonder is this the first time the word "Oleo" has been used in a post here? Outstanding.

 

[PooPooPants]

I got a haircut today. Afterwords I went to Applebees and had 3 brewtus beers and a dozen wings. I watched ESPN for a bit, then went home with the freshly cut hair itching my collar. I took a shower, then I had another beer. I went out on the deck and got a suntan, drank 4 more beers and listened to jazz. Smoked a cigarette. Had another beer. Made a grilled cheese for dinner, but I used Oleo on the bread. That is the secret I have for staying skinny. I plan on drinking a few more beers, smoking another cigarette maybe watch the moon wax and not worry about how much working for a regional sucks ass.

A true poet. Quit flying, you have better talents!

 

[BeCareful!]

Dude, talk about being present in the moment........you got it, Zen Master!!!!!!!!!!!

Your liver, however, might have a different take on this.

Just Be Careful!

 

[dojetdriver]

Sounds like a typical day when I used to sit long call reserve in LAX.