Humorous Flight Bag Stickers

[Stifler's Mom]

Saw these the past few days, any others? And any idea on where to buy some of these?


"Have You Flogged Your Flight Crew Today?"

"If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport"

 

[Dash8]

dont tell my mom i'm a pilot
she thinks i'm a piano player in a whorehouse

 

[jball2]

At SWA- "Chicks Dig the 200"

 

[BankAccount=0$]

I saw a guy in TOL with the classic 70's bumper sticker on his flight bag. "A$$, Gas, or Grass....nobody rides for free" Didn't catch who he flew for, but he was a captain.

 

[145FO]

I saw the following the other day in Cleveland: "Have you hugged your assault rifle today?" I thought it was pretty funny.
145FO

 

[MarineGrunt]

Saw this on a car, not a flight case.......

"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!"

 

[mainah]

Saw one along the lines of it's God's job to forgive Osama bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting, US MArines. Thought that was pretty funny.

 

[logolight]

"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful."

 

[furlowedSF34]

This is also a bumper sticker but it is funny:

Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O Donell fat.

 

[wil]

From South Park on my bag, "Blame Canada"

 

[eagleatr]

The best one I saw was when I worked in the islands. It said "We're all not here on vacation."

 

[Ailerongirl]

"If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport"

Along those lines I have a 'poster' (I use the word lightly because it's actually a photocopy of a photocopy) on my fridge that says
"If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport", and has little flying butts all over it. The best part? I got it from ATL!

 

[350DRIVER]

"A$$, Gas, or Grass....nobody rides for free"

That was funny $$, gotta look for one of those stickers.


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[hydroflyer]

Working UAL ramp one day and unloading a flight that had international travelers on it, I saw this sticker on the side of a suitcase:
"I like cats, they taste just like chicken!"

Got a good laugh from that one.

 

[Dash8]

lotsa good stuff here

http://www.rof.com/catalog.htm

 

[Dash8]

http://www.rof.com/Stickers.htm

 

[Dash8]

tons of d4mn funny ones on this sight, particularly on the 'religious' section


http://valiante.plugnpay.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/c-Bumper_Stickers.html?L+scstore+rdfr0656ffd78cd7+1074175740

 

[ex208driver]

Saw in Roswell, NM "Alien, the other white meat" saw this bumper sticker in Texas "You cant shoot stupid people" or "keep honking, I'm reloading."

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

disturb others with these



linky

 

[exagony]

How about :

"Cats: the other white meat"
or
" We gave peace a chance, now lets give war a chance"
or
"Give nukes a chance"