How's this for discrimination?

[bigD]

Heh heh heh!

I found out the hard way that it takes a more experienced pilot to use an IFR monkey properly. I asked it to brief an approach, and ended up having feces flung at me.

 

[pilotmiketx]

"Any time I see a sailboat, I start to shake and cough. "

Several years ago on MTVs "Real World", there was some half-baked skank who really had an honest to goodness phobia of boats. It was pretty damn funny to watch her friends drag her down to the cruise ship pier!

 

[English]

For now, let's start over. Holy cow! They only hire 60 year old pilots? That's not fair? They can only use them for a year! ACLU! ACLU! Attica! Attica! What are they thinking? They must have a terriffic turnover! I hope their groundschool is short because they've got less than a year on the line! Where are they going to find Part 121 pilots who will quit their 777 job to take their last year in a Convair? Are they out of their collective gourds?

Or does it mean they're only hiring 60 pilots?

NOW you're talking!