How many of you...

[HMR]

Microwave Popcorn
Sprint PCS Phone
Visa
Mastercard
AMEX
Chevron
Shell
Multiservice
tire gague
ruler
razor
deoderant
extra pair of socks
mouthwash
package of notepads
package of pens to write s.o.s.
package of pencils to dootle
package of erasers to reuse dootle paper
recent USAToday Weekend Edition
fingernail clippers
bug spray
shampoo
conditioner
comb
nose hair trimmer
A/c power invertor
D/c power invertor
Iron
Ironing board
shower cap
bath towel
face towel
toothbrush
laptop with wi-fi card
turtlewax
chamois
armor-all
s.o.s. pads
cake mix (vanilla)
jar of bing cherries
jar of martini olives
douche
salsa (mild)
chips
martini glasses
baking soda
shaving cream
tube of tenactin
hemrhoidal cream
tube of icy-hot
bathrobe
dayplanner
wall calendar
checkbook
calculator
stack of post-its
scotch tape
highlighter
bible
tofu
flashlight
batteries
jumper cables
pipe-wrench
needlenose pliers
ball bearings
3-in-1 oil
chia pet/head
fabric softener
starch
air freshener
carpet cleaner
shoe polish
umbrella

Well... other than the erasers, that about covers my boss' wife's bags.

 

[HMR]

PS- That's one of the funniest posts I've ever seen here.

 

[CarjCapt]

Microwave Popcorn
Sprint PCS Phone
Visa
Mastercard
AMEX
Chevron
Shell
Multiservice
tire gague
ruler
razor
deoderant
extra pair of socks
mouthwash
package of notepads
package of pens to write s.o.s.
package of pencils to dootle
package of erasers to reuse dootle paper
recent USAToday Weekend Edition
fingernail clippers
bug spray
shampoo
conditioner
comb
nose hair trimmer
A/c power invertor
D/c power invertor
Iron
Ironing board
shower cap
bath towel
face towel
toothbrush
laptop with wi-fi card
turtlewax
chamois
armor-all
s.o.s. pads
cake mix (vanilla)
jar of bing cherries
jar of martini olives
douche
salsa (mild)
chips
martini glasses
baking soda
shaving cream
tube of tenactin
hemrhoidal cream
tube of icy-hot
bathrobe
dayplanner
wall calendar
checkbook
calculator
stack of post-its
scotch tape
highlighter
bible
tofu
flashlight
batteries
jumper cables
pipe-wrench
needlenose pliers
ball bearings
3-in-1 oil
chia pet/head
fabric softener
starch
air freshener
carpet cleaner
shoe polish
umbrella

Agree on everything except the Salsa...needs to be HOT!

 

[AA717driver]

Yes, this thread is headed down hill. Where's Hugh Jorgan?

BTW, Flying Illini, what are you going to change your screen name to since the NCAA declared it non-PC?

If we crash over land, we'll feed on the owner. That should keep us going for quite some time. TC

 

[Flying Illini]

BTW, Flying Illini, what are you going to change your screen name to since the NCAA declared it non-PC?

Aw crap, I don't have a clue! Does "Flying Native Americans from Illinois which is named after the tribe that once inhabited the area," work? How about "Flying Squirrels?" Oh wait, PETA will be all over me for that.
The NCAA can declare it non-PC but they can't make me stop wearing my "Chief" shirt with the Chief on it, nor can they make me take my window sticker of the Chief off my car.

Maybe I will have to start a thread called "Give Flying Illini a new name."

 

[erj-145mech]

Being from the south, I love the PETA organization. Down here PETA stands for:


P=People
E=Eating
T=Tastely
A=Animals.

 

[LegacyDriver]

I fly over the pond in the Legacy with only two life rafts... That's the sum total of my survival gear (other than what is required by Part 135). But I'm an Eagle Scout like McGyver so I can fashion a helo out of the debris from the wreckage and fly to safety if I must.

 

[UGAflyer]

We don't carry a survival kit in the jet. However, to minimize risk my boss keeps all of our flights under 2 hours and limits us to only 10-15hrs of flying per month.

This allows me ample free time to fly my buddy's Super Cub all over Idaho. In the Cub we carry sleeping bags, a gun, fishing tackle and satellite phone. Our Cub emergency training is done in-house (usually sitting around the BBQ). In the event of a crash, the sat phone is to be used to call home and report fishing conditions/request supplies.

I was fly fishing the Snake last Friday outside of Jackson. They were hitting mayflies pretty well....but i'm sure you knew that already with that tough lifestyle that you portray. The weather is amazing out there...but back to instructing in the Georgia heat for me. Anyone ever said they wish they were you?

 

[HMR]

Anyone ever said they wish they were you?

FWIW-There are two other flight dept's near mine that fly the same schedule in much bigger A/C for more $$$.

They also flyfish better than I do.

 

[LegacyDriver]

Fly fishing is an art. Wish I knew how...

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

HMR just likes to rub his job in everybodies face, doesn't he?!

Job....dick....whatever you call it these days......

 

[UGAflyer]

Job....dick....whatever you call it these days......

It's just kinda hard to follow that up....

 

[Dubya]

bwaaaaaaahahahahahhahha

laughing.....hard

(I can't type anymore..i'm busy stuffing my intestines back through my abdomen.)

Microwave Popcorn
Sprint PCS Phone
Visa
Mastercard
AMEX
Chevron
Shell
Multiservice
tire gague
ruler
razor
deoderant
extra pair of socks
mouthwash
package of notepads
package of pens to write s.o.s.
package of pencils to dootle
package of erasers to reuse dootle paper
recent USAToday Weekend Edition
fingernail clippers
bug spray
shampoo
conditioner
comb
nose hair trimmer
A/c power invertor
D/c power invertor
Iron
Ironing board
shower cap
bath towel
face towel
toothbrush
laptop with wi-fi card
turtlewax
chamois
armor-all
s.o.s. pads
cake mix (vanilla)
jar of bing cherries
jar of martini olives
douche
salsa (mild)
chips
martini glasses
baking soda
shaving cream
tube of tenactin
hemrhoidal cream
tube of icy-hot
bathrobe
dayplanner
wall calendar
checkbook
calculator
stack of post-its
scotch tape
highlighter
bible
tofu
flashlight
batteries
jumper cables
pipe-wrench
needlenose pliers
ball bearings
3-in-1 oil
chia pet/head
fabric softener
starch
air freshener
carpet cleaner
shoe polish
umbrella

 

[Flying Illini]

It's just kinda hard to follow that up....

No, ya can't...I just wish I could have stopped my brain before it produced a visual for me.