How many more Comair purchase jokes today?

[stage]

Hey, the first one was funny :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

And the next one was funny...even if it was getting kind of repetitive. :laugh:

 

[McNugget]

Ever seen Groundhog Day?

 

[flatspin7]

Hey did you the one about the Priest, the Rabbi, and Comair?

 

[Dave Benjamin]

I heard Branson met with CMR senior managment. Take it FWIW...

 

[stage]

How many Comair investors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Traumahawk]

How many Comair investors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many G0-Jets pilots does it take to screw TSA???




GO stick your head back in the mud where it belongs.

 

[stage]

How many G0-Jets pilots does it take to screw TSA???




GO stick your head back in the mud where it belongs.

0.

TSA pilots were screwed long before the first go-jets pilot got hired. Thank management.

 

[MACHTRANSDUCER]

Seriously...

Can I Still Barter, Errr, Use My Buddy Passes On Mother Delta??? Because That Is 90% Of My Pay. Well, Of Course I Dont Barter Or Sell Those 'buddy' Passes. Purely For Leisure Travel. Wink.
So, Seriously, Can I Still Use My Buddy Passes? I May Have A 'friend' Who Is Leisurely Travelling To Xyz And Is Donating $1k To My 'lack Of Money Airline Pilot Charity Foundation'. Umm, This May Or May Not Happen In July Of 06, So I Need To Know How To Budget My Cash. Bueler? Anyone?????

 

[WMUSIGPI]

This just in local hobo buys Comair by collecting pop cans from local streets. A Detroit man has collected 923 cans and bottles (with a 10 cent each deposit) for refund to buy Comair airlines from Delta. The actual sale price was estimated at $89.99 leaving the unidentified investor just enough change to buy a bottle of MD20/20 to celebrate his purchase. :beer:

 

[threegreen]

Superman goes to sleep wearing Comair pajamas.

 

[doh]

This just in local hobo buys Comair by collecting pop cans from local streets. A Detroit man has collected 923 cans and bottles (with a 10 cent each deposit) for refund to buy Comair airlines from Delta. The actual sale price was estimated at $89.99 leaving the unidentified investor just enough change to buy a bottle of MD20/20 to celebrate his purchase. :beer:

Okay, that one is funny! I don't know if you ladies have heard or not, but Freddie B has tendered his resignation effective immediately. Yes, that's right! The rats are abandoning the sinking Comair ship and before there is no multi-million dollar severance left to steal. Thank God the 15th is my last day! Good luck to all who have to stay!

 

[flyboyike]

This just in local hobo buys Comair by collecting pop cans from local streets. A Detroit man has collected 923 cans and bottles (with a 10 cent each deposit) for refund to buy Comair airlines from Delta. The actual sale price was estimated at $89.99 leaving the unidentified investor just enough change to buy a bottle of MD20/20 to celebrate his purchase. :beer:

Actually, enough lies already! The hobo was me and I'm from Minneapolis, not Detroit. And it took 1017 cans.