...this dispatcher, who routinely gives you release fuel that would make you fall out of the sky halfway to your destination...
I don't give two craps about who is representing who, who is union represented and who isn't, who is
lowering the bar this week, etc. It ain't my workgroup, it ain't my business...I'll let you all hash out the accusations and the insults towards each other like a bunch of high school cheerleaders.
However, seeing how I actively ping the tanks of a certain percentage of my ACARS equipped flights at regular intervals (push, several times enroute, and landing) on a daily basis in order to find anomalies in our flight planning software...I'm gonna have to respectfully call you out on this one.
Only twice have I found anomalies on the selected flights I monitored that were beyond +/- 350 lbs of planned landing fuel on the CRJ2 . One of those times was a step-climb that was deeply hidden away in the expanded flight plan portion of the release that neither I, nor the captain found until long after the landing had been made, I had been accused of trying to kill everyone, and spent 2 hours after work investigating what happened. We learned something that day, fixed the problem, and moved on.
While I'm aware that 53 gallons of Jet A is a big deal, it is hardly the gross underfueling we are accused of releasing you guys and gals with. What I think you are confusing is the difference between release fuel and MINTO...and I readily admit, not enough of us plan as well as we'd like for long taxi delays and holding...but the majority of us try. That said, if you fly the profile planned on a normal day with no/limited holding, you will be damn close to estimated landing fuel when the wheels touch the ground.
I will always remember my first jumpseat as a new dispatcher. The captain tried to make a point to me how our enroute fuel burns are always wrong, so he added 500 extra lbs of fuel, stating that we would burn into of it because our fuel estimates are so wrong. He flew the profile and we landed with estimated landing fuel + 450 lbs. He was so pissed, he didn't speak to me and refused to shake my hand when I deplaned.
Finally, last I checked, when you sign off on a release, you are essentially signing your life away into a legal contract between you and your dispatcher...stating that you both concur that the information contained in that document has been checked and double checked by both of you and that you both agree that it is correct. If you feel like you're
THAT underfueled, maybe a phone call is in order before signing off on that release.
Sorry for the thread hijack...get back to ripping each other to shreds. Just defending my people...even XPOO.