How Do I Get My FA Action :(

[T-Gates]

Who could forget winners such as Archer and H8U.... memories....

H8U was the bain of my existance for about 2 weeks. I'd be interested to know of he was anyone's alter ego...

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Shouldn't your profile read "beggin the F/A's for some biscuit" instead of "begging the man for the bone". Maybe we misunderstood which variety of F/As you were hoping to get some "tail" from.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

My apologies to Bobby for ending a sentence with a preposition.

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

...or Jimborealgoodpilot from a few years ago

Ahhh, JJJ knows a real flame baiter when he sees him! None of these aforementioned members compared to Jimborealgoodpilot. People hated him but I always got a good laugh.


Mr. I.

 

[Gulfstream 200]

yes that guy was F'n HYSTERICAL!

 

[Snakum]

you should go hang out with somebody who is a professional manwhore?

That'd be me. What can I do for you, son? Need a few sure-fire pickup lines? Try this one ...

"Hey girls ... howzya momern'em?"

Lemme know how it works for ya.

Minh "Man-Whore" Thong(Tongue)

 

[bigD]

Try this line:

"Hey baby, wanna play army? That's where I lay on my back and you blow the sh!t out of me!"

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Get yourself a "Wing Dog" like in the beer commercial.

 

[wildbill]

Do you think that Kit Darby forget to enclose a memo describing how to attract or attack F/A's in his job package?

 

[Axel]

Hey, maybe he's the one who got RegionalFA started!

That's funny.

 

[Typhoon1244]

So what music do you put on when you're getting your FA action?

--Claire de Lune, by Debussy?
--Let's Get it On, by Marvin Gaye?
--the Marine Corps Hymn?

 

[bart]

You know, our little forum here can be rough on newcomers. Ouch!

To quote a bumper sticker: stupid hurts...