How Do I Get My FA Action :(

[Typhoon1244]

...it's not that people are mean to new comers...it just the stupid people that take a tounge lashing...

Well, I was being a tad sarcastic.

It's too bad you missed Mister Concorde's debut. That was a lot of fun!

 

[Ailerongirl]

iget his @$$ to the store and buy a blow-up doll...

Ooooh...we could name it Fanny Flight Attendant, and then he'll never be lonely again

 

[bobbysamd]

TABExpressF/O re-registering with a different screenname?

Mr. Concorde (don't forget, that's "Mister" to you) probably wins first prize. TABExpress F/O's series of hit-and-run single-sentence one-line flamebaiting runs a close second.

 

[Jmmccutc]

AWWW man....i thought we were rid of him...

 

[TonyC]

Re: Simply amazing

This is the guy's second post on the forum, and this is his main concern?

Actually, it was his first. His second was "I'm not kidding. PM Me if you want."

 

[urflyingme?!]

Hey, maybe he's the one who got RegionalFA started!

 

[flyifrvfr]

Even ugly people get tail every once in awhile. I suggest you hang in there and maybe find a woman with low self esteem. If you listen to Tom Lykis he will tell you how loosers, I mean lonely people like you get some action. You must catch a woman with low self esteem at the right time because if you catch them when they think there is hope for themselves, than you will be back to square one. I sure you can't afford to rent a Lady Of The Night on a Regional Pilo't salary however, on the flip side this sounds like the perfect time for me to invest money in Kleenex. It seems this guy just might make me a Millionair.

 

[mike1mc]

TABExpressF/O re-registering with a different screenname?

Mr. Concorde (don't forget, that's "Mister" to you) probably wins first prize. TABExpress F/O's series of hit-and-run single-sentence one-line flamebaiting runs a close second.

A lot of good times have been had on this forum. Yes... the people may come and go, but the memories last forever.

 

[skyking1976]

Who could forget winners such as Archer and H8U.... memories....

 

[JJJ]

...or Jimborealgoodpilot from a few years ago

 

[T-Gates]

Who could forget winners such as Archer and H8U.... memories....

H8U was the bain of my existance for about 2 weeks. I'd be interested to know of he was anyone's alter ego...

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Shouldn't your profile read "beggin the F/A's for some biscuit" instead of "begging the man for the bone". Maybe we misunderstood which variety of F/As you were hoping to get some "tail" from.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

My apologies to Bobby for ending a sentence with a preposition.

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

...or Jimborealgoodpilot from a few years ago

Ahhh, JJJ knows a real flame baiter when he sees him! None of these aforementioned members compared to Jimborealgoodpilot. People hated him but I always got a good laugh.


Mr. I.

 

[Gulfstream 200]

yes that guy was F'n HYSTERICAL!

 

[Snakum]

you should go hang out with somebody who is a professional manwhore?

That'd be me. What can I do for you, son? Need a few sure-fire pickup lines? Try this one ...

"Hey girls ... howzya momern'em?"

Lemme know how it works for ya.

Minh "Man-Whore" Thong(Tongue)

 

[bigD]

Try this line:

"Hey baby, wanna play army? That's where I lay on my back and you blow the sh!t out of me!"

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Get yourself a "Wing Dog" like in the beer commercial.

 

[wildbill]

Do you think that Kit Darby forget to enclose a memo describing how to attract or attack F/A's in his job package?

 

[Axel]

Hey, maybe he's the one who got RegionalFA started!

That's funny.