Ummm, i care! I like to know what my bird will and will not do. But i get the point of your post...and i agree, fly the plane first.
1: It
won't buy you dinner.
2: It
won't 8low ya.
3: If you did something wrong to it, it usually
won't tell you what you did wrong.
4: It
will take all of your time, money and dedication and give you very little in return.
5: It
will suck the life out of you if you let it.
6: If you don't treat it with respect it
will try to kill you.
Wait..you said "My Bird". I'm not not sure whether you are speaking of women or airplanes. ah..whatever, same thing.