Hilarious!!! -Problems with New OS "Upgrade": Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

[JediNein]

I've downloaded it myself, and it really helps during those certain periods (sic) of the month when Wife 1.0 is really unstable (seems to happen about every 28 days or so).

CHOCOLATE 3.5 works very well under these circumstances, even better than FLOWERS 2.1. If the I M FAT subroutine activates, re-install and run LOVE U ANYWAYS, any version.

Please note that LOVE U and LOVE U ANYWAYS may take several installations and almost constant running to be most effective. Consider adding LOVE U to the startup directory, especially in years 3-5 of running WIFE 1.0 and the first six weeks of installing CHILD 1.5. LOVE U is also effective in preventing BOYFRIEND viruses from installing and crashing the operating system.

Consider that any upgrades to WIFE beyond 1.0 can be very expensive so it'll save on long term support and upgrades costs to keep WIFE 1.0 in the optimum condition.

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

My Wife 1.0 broke hard, and couldn't be fixed. It turned out that a virus, Boyfriend 1.1.0, deleted it off my computer.

I was mad, but it turned out for the best, as I made a major upgrade to Wife 2.0.

I have been working very hard on optimizing Wife 2.0, and it is running FANTSTICALLY!!! It's way better than almost all other's Wife programs, and it just keeps getting better and better.

I run TONS of LuvU 1.0 (at least 10 times a day), and throw in plenty of Flowers 2.1 (a random schedule is best, and NEVER, EVER miss running this on Valentine's Day-I once ran a dozen copies of Flowers 2.1, 2.2 AND 2.3 all in ONE day). I also sometimes bring the Flowers 2.1 on my latptop in to my wife's office, along with Bakery Goodies 6.3.
CAUTION: Chocolate 3.5, may give Wife x.x the virus Migraines 7.7, If that is the case stick to Flowers 2.1.

It's also important, if you have a Kid 1.0, and even more so, additional programs, such as Kid 2.0, Kid 3.0, etc., to add-on Wife Support 5.0, where the Dad Instructions/Rules x.x repeats, exactly, all the instructions that the Wife Instructions/Rules x.x program gives to the Kid x.x programs.

Another very, very important program, ESPECIALLY if you have the Kid additions, is to keep up to date the Husband Housework 11.0 module. Some operators don't like this module (I don't), but running it whenever you're home does help tremendously to keep the Wife x.x running smoothly.

If you want a great Wife x.x, or Husband x.x on your computer, it is worth the effort to do lots of maintenance work to keep your computer virus and spyware free!

cliff
YIP

 

[AerroMatt]

Man, this is getting way too complicated! Kinda makes ya wonder why you upgraded in the first place.

I wonder if it'll be like this when I upgrade my puters to Windows Vista?

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

I would STRONGLY, STRONGLY recommend NOT upgrading to Vista, and not buying a new computer with Vista on it.

Wait until Microsoft fixes more of the many problems with the system. THis is especially true for upgrades. 2.0 GB of RAM is reccommended for Vista by the PC magazines.

cliff
YIP

 

[AerroMatt]

Hi!

I would STRONGLY, STRONGLY recommend NOT upgrading to Vista, and not buying a new computer with Vista on it.

Wait until Microsoft fixes more of the many problems with the system. THis is especially true for upgrades. 2.0 GB of RAM is reccommended for Vista by the PC magazines.

cliff
YIP

Thanks for the advice, Cliff.

Now if only Microsoft could help me out sorting out all the problems I'm having with Wife 1.0...

 

[pilotpat]

atpcliff...my original Wife 1.0 had that same f'ng virus. Glad I didn't get it. Wife 2.0 is wayyyy better, but I didn't upgrade to Vista as it was still in a Beta Release. However, I also found a new spyware program called Killem.357 just in case of another incident with the Boyfriend 1.1.0 virus. I ran a test trial of that program and it totally obliterated KFED 1.5 in like a few milliseconds. It was awesome!

 

[capt. megadeth]

Awww, atpcliff.....I like you!

Hi!



I have been working very hard on optimizing Wife 2.0, and it is running FANTSTICALLY!!! It's way better than almost all other's Wife programs, and it just keeps getting better and better.

I run TONS of LuvU 1.0 (at least 10 times a day), and throw in plenty of Flowers 2.1 (a random schedule is best, and NEVER, EVER miss running this on Valentine's Day-I once ran a dozen copies of Flowers 2.1, 2.2 AND 2.3 all in ONE day). I also sometimes bring the Flowers 2.1 on my latptop in to my wife's office, along with Bakery Goodies 6.3.
CAUTION: Chocolate 3.5, may give Wife x.x the virus Migraines 7.7, If that is the case stick to Flowers 2.1.

It's also important, if you have a Kid 1.0, and even more so, additional programs, such as Kid 2.0, Kid 3.0, etc., to add-on Wife Support 5.0, where the Dad Instructions/Rules x.x repeats, exactly, all the instructions that the Wife Instructions/Rules x.x program gives to the Kid x.x programs.

Another very, very important program, ESPECIALLY if you have the Kid additions, is to keep up to date the Husband Housework 11.0 module. Some operators don't like this module (I don't), but running it whenever you're home does help tremendously to keep the Wife x.x running smoothly.

If you want a great Wife x.x, or Husband x.x on your computer, it is worth the effort to do lots of maintenance work to keep your computer virus and spyware free!

cliff
YIP

 

[climbhappy]

I have an old Mac with Blowjob 5.0 . it worked well with the Heels behind her ears 4.0 on the girlfriend 7.0 OS Can I install it with wife 1.0 PC ? or do I need to get a brand new hard on and use with dove soap 4.0?

 

[One Dot Low]

If all else fail, especially for those that keep crashing their systems while overseas, try the bootleg copy of GIRLFRIEND 7.0 from Hong Kong or Thailand. They are a lot cheaper and with proper partition, they will actually operate simultaneously with WIFE 1.0 without any conflict. Be warned however, a mis-programing that can cause the two programs to cross-talk will definitely crash the entire server. The only save that might rectified the problem is by immediately installing the CORVETTE 1.07

 

[pgcfii2002]

A good BACKHAND SLAP 3.0 works well when dealing with WIFE 1.0.......