Hijacked? Know the TSA hand signals!

[WrightAvia]

If a grave situation finds that you are being boarded by federally trained commando squads...you should know the hand signals to prevent miscommunication.

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/div_bilder/signals.png

 

[Typhoon1244]

Noe that's friggin' funny!

 

[WrightAvia]

I thought you guys would like it.

 

[Typhoon1244]

What's the hand signal for "I'm going to pin this motherf___er's skull to the ceiling with two-and-a-half G's?"

 

[labbats]

WUWU! I loved it!

 

[ShawnC]

That was good.

I like "Stay in front of me where it's safe."

 

[LXApilot]

LOL

Wheres the hand signal for

"LETS F*CKING TAKE MOHAMMED DOWN!"

Just curious.

 

[LAXSaabdude]

Re: LOL

Wheres the hand signal for

"LETS F*CKING TAKE MOHAMMED DOWN!"

Just curious.

Don't worry about it LXA, just tell Mohammed that his turban is not in compliance with the Uniform Code in the Official Hijacker's Manual, and that if he wants to play the part of the hijacker, he should certainly look like one! After all, he has to represent the "blood, sweat, and tears" of all the hijackers that have gone before him. He'll certainly be shamed into backing down then.

LAXSaabdude.

 

[labbats]

It's getting less funny...

 

[WrightAvia]

Do FEDERAL cops do the DOUGHNUT thing?

Cause I dint see a hand signal for "we're out of doughnuts!"

 

[skyking1976]

How about one for "We're out of beer" or "I'm going for some Nachos" or "I need a smoke break." They were way off on their priorities.

SK

 

[saabtrash]

I still think it's funny.