Hidden Meanings

[Typhoon1244]

Did you know you can rearrange the letters in "George Bush" to spell "he bugs Gore?"

Some other hidden truths:

Embraer Brasilia = "Miserable Air Bar"

Aerospatiale ATR = "Oral Pirate at Sea"

Regional Jet = "Elite jargon"

Beechcraft King Air = "Brake catching fire"

ASA, Delta Connection = "A sad, late connection"

Comair, Delta Connection = "Air Clod Connection Team"

Skywest Airlines = "Like west-Syrians"

TSA security = "Aye, we strict!"

Chicago Express = "Sex coach gripes"

Delta Skymiles = "Delta Sky Slime"

Embraer Amazon (ERJ-145) = "Me brazen aroma"

contract negotiations = "Not nice! Got castration!"

Metroliner = "Tore Merlin" (ironic...)

Delta Air Lines = "I'll aid Eastern" (also ironic...)

Air Tran Airlines = "Iranian trailers"

crew scheduler = "cursed welcher"


Give it a try! www.oneacross.com. The anagram finder is near the bottom-right of that page.

 

[crash-proof]

My name came out as:

* HARD CIDER HOG
* ODD RACER HIGH
* HARD CHORE DIG
* CARD HIRED HOG
* ACRID HERD HOG
* RID ARCHED HOG

That's one hogs too many!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Well, since you like those so much...

Hartsfield = Trash Field
Air traffic control = for a narcotic flirt
Lockheed TriStar = he liked tractors
Lockheed TriStar = thicker Lodestar
Cessna Skyhawk = we sank sky cash
Piper Aircraft = IFR crap pirate
FlightSafety = they lift fags
FlightSafety = felt gay shift
FlightSafety = if the stags fly
FlightSafety = get shy if flat
Comair Academy = I maraca my co-ed
Internet forum = mutineer front
Internet forum = urine from tent
Internet forum = I fun tormenter
Internet forum = minor teen turf
Mainline vs. Regional = loser given mini-anal
Simulator = oral I must!
Simulator = air-to-slum
Simulator = as turmoil

...and finally...

Checkride = dick cheer!

 

[AHPilot]

Comair Academy = I maraca my co-ed

Maraca?? Sorry I wasn't that good in English class....can anyone tell me what the verb Maraca means?? Bill Clinton.....anyone??

 

[crash-proof]

Well, since you like those so much...


Mainline vs. Regional = loser given mini-anal


QUOTE]

Really!?

 

[crash-proof]

Bombardier - A-BOMB RIDER, RAIDER BOMB
Boeing - EGO BIN
Gulfstream - ARTFUL GEMS , GUT FLAMERS
Global Express- GROPES BALL SEX

Hours of fun and improductivity!

 

[chawbein]

United States Air Force = SATURATED SECTION FIRE
United States Air Force = CREATION SUATEED FIRST
United States Air Force = IRRITATED SENATE FOCUS

 

[LittleDeuce]

TSA

TSA= Thousands Standing Around!

 

[MetroSheriff]

Fairchild Metroliner


among others


Dart Ice Hill Fire Norm

Thin ice driller for Ma

Oh fall dirtier mincer

Anchor if tiller mired

Chill, Im fired, not rare

Tired old lifer can him

Rectiliner hold firm

Red hot criminal lifer

Fire the criminal lord

Criminal horde lifter

Retire if normal child

 

[skyking1976]

British Aerospace ATP=

TEST APPROACH SIBERIA

PIRATE SHIP ACROBATES

AIRPORTS ESCAPE HABIT

PARASITIC HERPES BOAT

TAPIOCA THE SPARERIBS

APPEARS CHARIOTS BITE

PARASITIC HEAT PROBES

CARPET ETHIOPIA BRASS

PROSTATE PHARISAIC BE

APPRAISER ITCHES BOAT


Cessna Citation=

A INSECTS ACTION

STATIONS ICE CAN

SATANIC SECTION

IS INTACT CANOES

A CITES SANCTION

NOSES TACTICIAN

IS TIES TO CAN CAN

ANTIC CESSATION

SIESTA CAN TONIC

TOAST CAN INCISE

I ASS IN CENT COAT


There were alot more but these were the funniest.

Cheers,
Skyking

 

[FL000]

Flightinfo.com:

coming of filth

I'm clothing off

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MetroSheriff:

form the fries

from fish tree

reforms thief

he from strife

fetish reform

him of ferrets

offer me shirt

she offer trim

serf of hermit

free from sh*t

stiff her or me

sorry man, I just couldn't stop.

FL000:

F000L.

 

[ibaflyer]

Private Pilot:

A TIP TOP LIVER


Instrument Pilot:

PILOTS NUTRIMENT


Commercial Pilot:

MILE COMPLICATOR


Airline Capitan: (my personal favorite)

I CAN RETAIL PAIN

 

[CE402]

I couldn't pass this one up.....

Cape Air/Nantucket Airlines=

Ancient Puke Race in Salt Air
Care...Inertial Puke Can Stain
Puke can taint airlines care
Rat car act....nine puke in aisle
Inaccurate Reptilian Sneak
Take Nice Airplane Curtains
Airplane Insurance Tie Tack
Airplane Ice....Uncertain task
A true, sick, ancient airplane
Irate Ancient Airplane Suck
Suck a tire, ancient airplane
Alert Pa...Anti Ice Crank in Use
Take a nap, nine critical....sure

OK, now for those in bad taste....

Rectal Nausea in Tinier Pack
Can Urinate Like Persian Cat
Urinate, take a crap.....nil since

My apologies for some of those

 

[Andy Neill]

LINEN LADY?!

 

[FL000]

Ok, I gotta stop this, but here are some more good ones:

George Bush:
he bugs Gore

Dick Cheney:
I deny check

Strom Thurmond:
don't rot, Mr. Mush

Al Gore:
go real
oar leg
are log

Tom Daschle:
coldest ham
has mold, etc.

Hillary Clinton:
tinny oral chill

Al Sharpton:
snap harlot

Usama Bin Laden:
mainland abuse
semiannual bad
made anal in bus
I unbend salaam
minus anal bead
I am anal abused

Michael Jackson:
some jackal chin
chicks jam alone
clones him a jack
inhales cock jam

 

[Typhoon1244]

Turboprop airliner = repair pilot or burn

Chicago Express Pilot = six pathologic creeps