Story1
LWB West Virginia circa 1996...
WX...SCT TSTORMS
AC-B1900
PAX(old lady in fur coat)..Is this thing safe to fly in this weather?
Captain...Oh yeah, this thing is state of the art, got all the bells and whistles, hell I don't even know what half that stuff does.
PAX...Stunned, look on face, boards the aircraft anyway.
Me...crying cause I'm laughing so hard.
Story 2
PIT Circa 1996
WX...PIT Circa1996
AC B1900
Due to Ramp controller screw up, we come face to face with a Doorknob on Y south. Snow piled two feet high on both sides. Ramp says "sorry can one of you guys turn around?" Doorknob...."no way" (taxi way is maybe 35 ft wide). Captain after contemplating the situation and length of delay we are about to face while waiting for a tug to push someone (back in those days there were no tugs for props), says "don't tell anyone I did this".. proceeds to do a three point turn on the taxiway, and we're off.