AP Los Angeles
No injuries when plane evacuated at Los Angeles International Airport
October 29, 2006, 10:24 AM PST
Someone farted on a multiengine fixed wing helicopter 737 this morning. It shut air traffic down for hours in Los Angeles. Two terminals had to be cleared. We interviewed Mrs. Crybaby and her two screaming children.
"Oh it's terrible. We were so scared. *SOB* I don't know how we gonna get to Mom's funeral in Dallas tomorrow. I paid $39 for my ticket and the airline made me buy tickets for all of my children, and little Jose is only 4! And it's all [insert politician name here]'s fault. It's just terrible."
We asked Jose if he was upset.
"Mommy didn't let me have McDonalds. I want McDonalds! Waaahhhh!"
There you have it folks, proof of how dangerous little airplanes are to our safety.
Back to you, Kate.