Hold off on college. Go to AllATPS, pay for their zero to hero program.
Get cracking on the books and get ALL of the writtens passed with 90%+ before showing.
Put up, shut up, and get through their training course, making sure they like you enough to hire you as an instructor as soon as you're finished. Network with your instructors to get their recommendations once they step on to the airlines. Start applying for the regionals as soon as you have a commercial multi instrument.
Get hired as an instructor, get a few months, maybe 2-6, and get started on an online degree program. UNO, ERAU, and others have online degree programs.
However you reach the regionals or cargo or whatever, start applying for the majors as soon as you either reach minimums or reach 1000 hours PIC. Continue working on your degree at the regionals or until hired by a major.
Keep networking while at the regionals or majors as you never know when you're going to get furloughed and need a job ASAP. Sometimes it is hard to get on with McDonalds unless you have an inside person.
Save all of your complaining for FI, that way you'll be really nice to deal with while flying.