Have you ever . . .

[robair73]

Sh*t your pants while flying?!

 

[JohnnyP]

......

Ha, yes.

What a terrible experience, but it was so bad that I had to start laughing.

Lost a nice pair of slacks in that deal as well.........

 

[samballs]

In a 150 over Shaumberg IL, middle of summer, worse student pilot I ever had, and bouncing around the whole time. Got a free breakfast out of it!

 

[BrickTop]

Done It.....

 

[Amish RakeFight]

This thread's for you, then....

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435

It's infamous around FI.

 

[UncleRico]

I am sure everyone at PSA remembers the "Brown Baron"

 

[greyskyracer]

I came close. The only time I ever went #2 in the Lav was a PHL-ABE leg.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Back in my CFI days a student in the South Florida heat suddenly asked me if I could land the plane. OK, I thought, then realized he just shat himself. Stinky Seminole for the rest of the day, even the Lysol spray didn't put a dent in that smell.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

Came terribly close, but no brown outs so far.

 

[Erlanger]

I puked on my F.O. once.

 

[robair73]

I came close. The only time I ever went #2 in the Lav was a PHL-ABE leg.

How long of flight is that? 10 minutes? And you had to go?!! HAHAHAHA!!! Too funny!!

 

[Frontier1]

I sh!t my pants reading this board... and sometimes puke in da mouth...

 

[WayBack]

Yes, and what happened made the girls from 2 girls 1 cup look like amateurs!

 

[Metro752]

I was told about the Brown Baron while parked at the World waiting for passengers.

 

[COOPERVANE]

I once aborted a takoff at CRW. Ran off the runway and into the EMAS. Shated myself!!

 

[Beaver79]

Sh*t your pants while flying?!

Yes - once as a pilot, once as a pax!!!

 

[sayrejm]

im just waiting for someone to ask what 2 girls 1 cup is...... wait for it... wait for it......

 

[WayBack]

I once sat in at an ALPA meeting, I'm pretty sure the reps speaking had diarrhea of the mouth.

 

[makersmarc]

im just waiting for someone to ask what 2 girls 1 cup is...... wait for it... wait for it......

what's even better are the reaction videos posted on youtube.

 

[Metro752]

I am in a little bit of disbelief reading this thread, and slightly disapointed...

3..2...1....

 

[robair73]

2 girls 1 cup is on youtube?!! I can't wait to read those comments if it's still there

 

[WayBack]

2 girls 1 cup is on youtube?!! I can't wait to read those comments if it's still there

I'm pretty sure it's removed. But, after a quick search on Wiki, they do link the actual video.

 

[Lynxman]

It's not nearly as bad as one dude one screwdriver. Let's just say it's not the small end of the screw driver either.

 

[WayBack]

It's not nearly as bad as one dude one screwdriver. Let's just say it's not the small end of the screw driver either.

Go look for the video with a guy and a mason jar.
I warn you though. It gets real bloody after the glass jar breaks.

 

[belchfire]

One of the guys at Crapex-um, Corpex, destroyed his seat cushion when he made a mud jacuzzi about 10 minutes shy of Marion, IL.

He was remembered as Captain Colon...

:laugh:

I thought it was a fitting thing to happen to a Cubs fan!

 

[Metro752]

Damn Cubs fans.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Go look for the video with a guy and a mason jar.
I warn you though. It gets real bloody after the glass jar breaks.

Don't remind me. I've seen it already. :erm:

 

[Airscrew]

You guys need nasa diapers.

 

[robair73]

Ok . . . holy crap . . . that guy and a jar video was the second most disturbing thing I've seen . . .

 

[dojetdriver]

I am sure everyone at PSA remembers the "Brown Baron"

One of the guys at Crapex-um, Corpex, destroyed his seat cushion when he made a mud jacuzzi about 10 minutes shy of Marion, IL.

He was remembered as Captain Colon...

ACA had the mad ********************ter. I guess the guy had multiple occurrences of it. Nasty stuff.

I came close. The only time I ever went #2 in the Lav was a PHL-ABE leg.

I had to drop a mega deuce on the way to AMA once. Took 3 freaking flushes to get it to go down.

what's even better are the reaction videos posted on youtube.

I like the Kermit the frog one the best.

Ok . . . holy crap . . . that guy and a jar video was the second most disturbing thing I've seen . . .

That's gotta be messed up. I remember the video of the guy jumping off the wall into the water in the middle east, and missing, splitting his face literally in half jacking me up for days after I saw it.