Has anyone on had a crash??

[ShawnC]

"If the flight crew survives the accident you will never know the truth." Skygod.com

 

[Tri-holer]

I crashed the Boeing 777 most of the times that I tried to fly it. Couldn't get used to the glass, I guess. MS 2000.

And I thought I was a perfessional. I guess all the time I been flying, the capt has been doing the hard stuff. And he told me that he only had his hand on the yoke to use the mike button - I never did understand how that worked with a hand mike.

 

[rumpletumbler]

Sometimes in lieu of crashing I thrust my dong into a wood chipper and scream "In the name of allah!" Although I would never do it with an erection for obvious reasons it does give the closest sensation I can think of to actually crashing.

RT

Disclaimer: Whenever you do anything really stupid always preface it by screaming "In the name of allah!"

 

[bigD]

Tri-Holer - you're not too far from the real 777 pilots! I've flown on a 777 on several occasions, and always feel like I'm six feet from the grave on every landing! Well, six feet plus however high the cabin is on a 777.

Not EVERY landing is terrible, but at least most of them have been. I wonder what it is about that plane....

 

[Timebuilder]

Ouch, RT.

You have to shout 'allah ackbar' before leaning forward to get the full effect.

Oh, yeah. Crash.

I was 10, in the back of a Tripacer, landing in a gusty crosswind. Dad misjudged the wind and over-corrected us into a landing light. A little torn fabric, and some long faces, but no real damage. In fact I think that light is still rusting behind the FBO...