GravityHater
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> Why Guns are Better than Wives
>
> 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
>
> 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
> when you're on the road.
>
> 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
> will probably let you try it out a few times.
>
> 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
> backup.
>
> 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
>
> 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
>
> 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
>
> 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
>
> 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
>
> And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
>
> #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
> Why Guns are Better than Wives
>
> 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
>
> 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
> when you're on the road.
>
> 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
> will probably let you try it out a few times.
>
> 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
> backup.
>
> 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
>
> 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
>
> 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
>
> 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
>
> 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
>
> And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
>
> #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
