Hahaha,
Already married...
I'm fortunate that I'm in a financial position that I can afford to work for peanuts and not have to rely on aviation to support myself.
In some countries you can buy citizenship... you can do that in the US, sorta, but you need to create jobs and invest $1,000,000 or something.
You can buy it for a lot less than that. I've spent about $25,000.