Great lakes, very funny right up.

[Headfake14]

LOL....ah, thanks for the laugh. Thats awesome

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Bling, my bagel almost flew out of my mouth! That was a good one. It's all in the delivery.

 

[siucavflight]

Why did he take his keys out of his boxers to take a dump?

 

[BLing]

Why did he take his keys out of his boxers to take a dump?

They fell out of his pocket during the process. I failed to clafiy that point.

 

[ratherbeflyen]

If you should ever happen to find a printed copy of that write up in the arm rest of an erj, you can thank me for it.

 

[sstearns2]

reminds me of the time my FO wizzed in a ziplock bag while we were holding for a gate in SFO....

 

[RP170]

right up is what happens when you dont have to have a college degree to be an airline pilot

He is apparently flying a Legacy in the Middle East making something like 12,000/month tax free after turning down NetJets Check out the thread in the fractional section of the boards entitled "Back from the Mid East" to see what I mean. Everyone has figured out the inconsistancies in his story.

How is the Middle East treating you SIU? And how come you've disappeared from the fractional section all of the sudden after people started questioning you? I think you have some unfinished business over there.

I couldn't figure out what he meant by "right up" either though until I actually clicked on the link. Probably a write-up he just did at Great Lakes.

Says a lot for your SIU education and doesn't give your statements much support from the past that all Riddle guys are tools. Looks like Riddle guys can at least get it right.

 

[WalterSobchak]

That was the single greatest thing I've read in my life. I'm thinking of printing and framing it.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Sobchak-

Not sure how much of a fan you are, but enough I would imagine. I've watched the Big Lebowkski probably 30 times. Ditto for the rest of the Coen Bros. movies.

No Country for Old Men was so Awesome. God knows how many times I played the first coin toss scene over and over again.

I'm a bit of a morbid type of fella.

 

[epic!]

This thread delivers on so many levels. As embarrassing as it is, I once sharted pretty bad whilst en route. Had no choice but to sit on it for the duration of the flight

 

[Amish RakeFight]

I once sharted pretty bad whilst en route. Had no choice but to sit on it for the duration of the flight

Awww man.... now someones gonna stick that in their sig. Ya shoulda told us about your "friend."

 

[epic!]

Awww man.... now someones gonna stick that in their sig. Ya shoulda told us about your "friend."

thats ok. im man enough to admit it. plus its a pretty damn funny story.

 

[Crash Pad]

I was wondering how long it would take someone to post the write up here. Great Lakes is the best thing to happen to airlines since the 1970's.

 

[Skippy]

reminds me of one time flying stl-lex in the jetstream 32-- had the same grumblings, i was going to put her down in SDF, but after descending about 10-15000' ( yes the girl could get up there when it was cold) i felt better--- which if you ever get those feelings, descend a bit and decrease the pressure, lesson learned--- arriving in lex, the ground crew was briefed to get out of my way 'cause im bringing her in!.

always trust the urge!

SKIPPY aint to proud to schit in the lav!

 

[Cardinal]

I know the guy, a good friend of mine actually. It is a real report.

For that matter Tyler Wojo is real, and greater than you could ever know.

 

[Bringupthebird]

There was a guy at Midway Commuter who calmly made his way to the back of the cabin of a Dornier 228 slid open the baggage compartment access door and conveniently found a CO-MAIL bag into which he deposited his effluence. While not a true stand-up lav, it sufficed.

 

[taters]

They fell out of his pocket during the process. I failed to clafiy that point.

it was me...they keys had poop on them so I had to leave them...had all of my hangar keys on that ring and had to pay 15 bucks a key to remake the key ring. i actually did a steep spiral as I saw the airport underneath and didnt even bother canceling my IFR beacause i was afraid that if i even talked i would crap all over the place....this was all thanks to Applebees Salmon in Kansas. City

 

[dojetdriver]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7376107/

 

[OPECJet]

All I can say is that there are those who have, those who will, and those who will again.

 

[COOPERVANE]

Theres a veteran ASA Captain that had the sweats being vectored into ATL in the E120. He went In a bag right on the flight deck and used the crash ax to cut off his underwear while his FO went on O2 and asked for delay vectors.

Hilarious story when he tells it. I haven't laughed that hard since.