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Great lakes, very funny right up.

Andy Neill

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So.....was it because he didn't return to the gate that alleviated the need for a re-release?
 

ReverseSensing

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Moral of the story: NEVER skip your "noon poop."
 

LowlyPropCapt

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Best Incident Report... Ever.

"Meat Sweats." Man, that is funny!
 

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Been there, at least we had lavs. Great story.

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hmmurdock

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As I was reading this, I was thinking he was going to say he pulled over on a taxiway to relieve himself so as not to loose his position..

funny stuff..

Greetings. I think you mean he would lose his position. Also it is write up, not right up. Do they teach proper spelling and grammar anymore in school?

Take care.
 

Andy Neill

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Greetings. I think you mean he would lose his position. Also it is write up, not right up. Do they teach proper spelling and grammar anymore in school?

Take care.
I think you missed clr4theapch tongue-in-cheek slant in his response.
 

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I once had an airplane with a broken overhead BEN in the logbook...I never did find him.

And I wish I had a copy of it...
 

NYCPilot

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This CAN'T be for real. Who in their right mind submits such a report. I mean the way it was worded made it sound more like a joke of somesort.

Anyone actually know the guy whose name appears on the form?
 

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This CAN'T be for real. Who in their right mind submits such a report. I mean the way it was worded made it sound more like a joke of somesort.

Anyone actually know the guy whose name appears on the form?

You must not have had the privilege of working for a scumbag regional airline yet.. He returned to the gate, requiring a BS written report to his flight manager, so he just made it as detailed as possible.....
 

Headfake14

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regarding funny mtc write ups...

Man, I "slow pitched" one to our ASA mtc once...

On the ATRah long ago, I had an ADF head that kept changing freqs all by it's self. We'd watch it..every few minutes it's change to some odd ball freq. Had no recognizable pattern to it....

So my write up was something like..."ADF head appears to be possesed. Spontaneously changes frequencies without crew input."

All we got back was, "R & R ADF radio head unit. Ops check good. OK for service".

I was so dissapointed.
 

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This CAN'T be for real. Who in their right mind submits such a report. I mean the way it was worded made it sound more like a joke of somesort.

Anyone actually know the guy whose name appears on the form?

This is old. I saw it several years ago with a few details changed. Funny, though.
 

Trogdor

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I know the guy, a good friend of mine actually. It is a real report.
 

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This past winter my best friend was working part time for a construction company flying a Piper Lance. One night on final approach into a middle of nowhere airport, he to had the "meat sweats"...

It was so bad, that when he landed, he had to shut down on the runway, run to to the back, grab onto the rear tie down and let er rip. After he releived himself, he realized he had nothing to wipe with.. Then it donned on him to sacrafice his boxer shorts. So he wiped and left the shorts off to the side of the runway. The story gets better...

He got back in the plane and it wouldnt start. So he had some night shift FBO worker tow him in. He dropped off his passenger who was actually quite ammused by the whole event and flew back home uneventfully, untill...

He parked the plane and walked to his truck and couldnt find his keys.... "Where are my keys" he asked? "Oh no!!!!"

So he hoped back in the plane, flew back to the airport which now has a severely contaminated runway... By this time it was early morning and the sun had come up. He lands only to see his mess on the runway...

Once again he shuts down on the runway, gets out only to find his keys right next to his ass barf and his boxers right where he left them!

The phantom runway $hitter happens to be a poster on here.
 
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