Good name for a flight school?

[BornAgainPagan]

"Chariots of Flyer"

"Everybody Passes"

"Teach our Instructors Academy"

"Doctors Without Bonanzas"

"365 Days of at Least 1000 and 3"

"GPS Direct to Senior Captain"

"Glamourous Careers Aviation"

"20 Minute Notice Anytime Lessons Freight Dog Academy"

"0 Time to Mirrored Ray Bans in 6 weeks"

 

[LearLove]

The A. E. Neuman Flight School. ('What, me worry?')
Jarts Academy. (Nobody's old enough to remember...)

I'm uncreative so I can't think of anything else.

Jarts rule. Nothing like metal tipped lawn toys coupled with drunk fraternity brothers to make me want to skip class and spend the afternoon drinking and passing out on the lawn behind the old fraternity house. O thoes were the days.

 

[100LL... Again!]

Air Club for Men

"Before I was a pilot, I was just another geeky white guy with thinning hair and a spare tire. Now, with the Air Club for Men, I am a fully certified Aviator - fully qualified to fly any single and multi engine aircraft* professionally. I was tired of being a nobody, now I'm a somebody! I used to be ashamed of my job at the mini-mart, but now I can proudly announce my status as a pilot to everyone I meet."

* Disclaimer:
Certification to fly all single and multi engine aircraft in no way implies that one is capable or employable for any particular pilot position.
Additional flight time may be required prior to actual employment (like, 1000 hours more). Studies have concluded that women are not any more likely to be attracted to you due to possessing a pilot certificate. Actual results may vary. Serious risk of injury or death in the event of stupidity.

 

[k_EAT=ho_ME]

Flight
Academy for
Rapid
Training

 

[CapnVegetto]

The Bi-ching Academy!

We teach you to fly airplanes, so the bi-ching comes naturally!!