<fwd> Riddle "reality"

[LAZYB]

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Pilot fresh out of Embry-Riddle, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The pilot replied, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Pilot sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yes, but you started it."

 

[K-Mart]

Oh god that was funny!!!!!!!

 

[gkrangers]

Most of the professors I've had here make fun of the pilots for wanting to be poor....

But hey, I'll laugh at the dumb joke too. LOL HAHA THAT WAS GREAT!

 

[Kream926]

please tell me this isnt true

 

[gkrangers]

please tell me this isnt true

Sure it is, I can't wait to graduate and become a A380 captain.

 

[banned username 2]

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Pilot fresh out of Embry-Riddle, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The pilot replied, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

All I can say is, at least his wasn't "lowering the bar" and saying "Wow, to fly your shiny RJ, I'll do it for $18,000 a year!"

 

[gkrangers]

All I can say is, at least his wasn't "lowering the bar" and saying "Wow, to fly your shiny RJ, I'll do it for $18,000 a year!"

LOL, amen.

 

[viper548]

LOL...don't riddle guys go straight to the left seat once they meet ATP mins?

 

[gkrangers]

LOL...don't riddle guys go straight to the left seat once they meet ATP mins?

Yep, and we get paid double everyone else, and get inflight BJs from the hot FAs...

 

[moving2vegas]

More like giving inflight BJ's for the next 10 years....enjoy

 

[gkrangers]

More like giving inflight BJ's for the next 10 years....enjoy

Gear up, flaps up, blow me?

 

[viper548]

Yep, and we get paid double everyone else, and get inflight BJs from the hot FAs...

That's a bummer, there's a lot of male FAs at my airline. Good thing I didn't go to riddle

 

[gkrangers]

That's a bummer, there's a lot of male FAs at my airline. Good thing I didn't go to riddle

Yeah, its the price we pay.

 

[AZ Typed]

This is why pilots continue to lose ground in the profession - we keep cutting each other to pieces. It has just as much to do with 500 Riddle folks as it does 1200 hour flight instructors, 1000 hour military cowboys, illegals from Sveeden, etc. Give it a rest already.

AZT

 

[EMB Skillz]

COOL, AD LIBS!!

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked LAZYB fresh out of the TOOL BOX, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The pilot replied, "In the neighborhood of $20,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of NO vacation, NO paid holidays, NO medical and dental, NO company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a YELLOW SHORT BUS?"

The LAZYB sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?THAT WOULD BE NEAT, BUT I WOULD ALSO NEED A NEW BACKPACK!"

And the interviewer replied, "Yes, but you started it, HERES A NICE WARM CUP OF SHUT THE @$#% UP!."