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a friend sent this to me- usually delete all forwards but thought this one was a tad comical...
THE SWITCH:
While the bar patron savored a martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. As the bartender served her a glass of soda with a twist the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating too," she replied. "What are you celebrating? he asked. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. "Today my doctor told me I'm pregnant." "Congratulations, the man said, lifting his glass." "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're all fertile." "How did it happen?" she asked. "I switched cocks." "What a coincidence," she said smiling.
SMELL:
A drunk walks into a bar and takes a seat next to an older women. After awhile, the women starts to smell this awful smell coming from the direction of this drunk man. The women says to him. "Excuse me, but did you **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** your pants." The drunk then replied " yes I do believe I have." The women says, "Well why don't you go clean up." The drunk replies "caus I'm not finished yet."
WRONG MEANING:
A man walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everyone in in the bar looked up very surprised. The bartender looked at the man stating,"Your not from around here are you." "No sir, I'm from Iowa." The bartender then asked,"what do you do in Iowa." "I'm a taxidermist." "A taxidermist, now what heck is that." The man said "I mount animals" The bartender smiles and shouts out, "I's ok boys he one of us.."
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THE SWITCH:
While the bar patron savored a martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. As the bartender served her a glass of soda with a twist the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating too," she replied. "What are you celebrating? he asked. "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. "Today my doctor told me I'm pregnant." "Congratulations, the man said, lifting his glass." "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're all fertile." "How did it happen?" she asked. "I switched cocks." "What a coincidence," she said smiling.
SMELL:
A drunk walks into a bar and takes a seat next to an older women. After awhile, the women starts to smell this awful smell coming from the direction of this drunk man. The women says to him. "Excuse me, but did you **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** your pants." The drunk then replied " yes I do believe I have." The women says, "Well why don't you go clean up." The drunk replies "caus I'm not finished yet."
WRONG MEANING:
A man walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everyone in in the bar looked up very surprised. The bartender looked at the man stating,"Your not from around here are you." "No sir, I'm from Iowa." The bartender then asked,"what do you do in Iowa." "I'm a taxidermist." "A taxidermist, now what heck is that." The man said "I mount animals" The bartender smiles and shouts out, "I's ok boys he one of us.."
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